We're talking about CT not Aileen Wuornos...

Fuck love ....

Sluttiness is king!

You've missed one option: Dominant Bull Dyke.

Actually. That's starting to sound like a good idea. I've always been attracted to women.. but rarely ever get along with them.
I'm not sure if i could have a relationship with one... but dykes have always dug me.


dykes and drunk fat middle aged men. 

At least you have options ...

Both tend to be overweight and wear flannel.

This is also true ...

I'm physically mature. Not middle aged yet.

dykes and drunk fat middle aged men. 

WOOHOO!!!!

I'm physically mature. Not middle aged yet anymore.

OK that works too.

tee hee!

Ugh.. This all really sucks.. i still totally love him and want to be with him but i don't know how far it went with him and her. The fact that she's 18 and still in high school makes it that much worse.
I found out about it a month from my 26 birthday. every birthday after 21 has been hell for me. I get depressed months in advance.

I don't know.. maybe in a way this way a good thing.. i feel like a lost myself in the relationship and now i'm able to figure things out.. like what i want/need out of life and a relationship. This was my first real relationship I've been with this guy since i was 16 so i never really bothered to think of a life without him.

I'm extremely hurt by this and still trying to figure shit out.

The reason why i left A-S along time ago was because of him.. he was jealous of all the E love. 

WELL FUCK HIM IF HE COULDNT COPE WITH US TARDS!

Anyways... the best way to fix that is to fuck the first stranger you see that looks like he washes himself on a regular basis.

Here you go:

Modern Scooby Doo

The reason why i left A-S along time ago was because of him.. he was jealous of all the E love. 

I think Sarah Mascara left recently for the same reason.  She likes girls, but she's closer to the other coast.

Still, you guys might hit it off, and DAMN that would be a lot of titty.

Wow, it really would be ...

I always thought she was incredibly cute.

but.. she's got babies right? I'd be afraid of her mommy hole.   

Yea, she's pulled a few watermelons out of her lemon hole.  Not cute.

They're supposed to stretch you know...

supposed to stretch you know...

supposed to....

Being able to stretch and being able to shrink back are different material properties. Ask Emp.

...cause his cum can make ya pussy do both.

It can cure all!  Sho' nuff!

The reason why i left A-S along time ago was because of him.. he was jealous of all the E love. 

I think Sarah Mascara left recently for the same reason.  She likes girls, but she's closer to the other coast.

Still, you guys might hit it off, and DAMN that would be a lot of titty.

I didn't really leave; it's not like I made a shady flounce post or anything. =P

For the record, I do like ladies, my husband doesn't care, stop talking about my lemon hole, and I have that t-shirt.

yeah ok, but did you end up getting that itch scratched ?

Sorry I mentioned your lemon hole.... it was a compliment?

Wow, so many unanswered questions ...

Wow, so many unscratched itches ...

Yeah ...

Too bad I couldn't possbly volunteer for this job ...

Wow, so many butts that haven't been fucked ...

That's definitely my job ...