Longstoryshort Bagman is a socially retarded little clown who knows nothing about how to treat a lady, which is why he'll probably end up getting AIDS off of Craigslist.
Next, you're going to tell me that this story is true:
"Hey Mom, I find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World News as, "The paper." The paper contains facts.""This paper contains facts. And this paper has the eighth highest circulation in the whole wide world. Right? Plenty of facts. "Pregnant man gives birth." That's a fact."