And vaginoplasty!

You can buy babies.

I'll take a Chinese baby for my birthday plz

Cleary you have never tried to claim against a chinese warranty.

...I'm not planning to replace the kid in 10 years. 

Good thing to, they will stay small enough to do confined space work well into their teens.

Damn, you done most of my research for me!

I save money on computers by having 100 random Chinese kids locked in my basement and force them to do fast math ...