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Can you really kill someone with a carrot?(Read 1935 times)
Can you really kill someone with a carrot? on: September 17, 2011, 09:22:50 PM
Question: Can you really kill someone with a carrot!?
after i saw that movie shoot em up carrots became cool so i was wondering if you could accutly kill someone with one (dont say choking them)

Answers:
*once i put a carrot in a tube and put some gun powder behind it with a fuse and i lit it on fire!. the carrot shot out and put a one inch dent into the side of a 92 cadilac devil (steel)

*the carrot was not frozen and exploded but i can imagine if i can do that to a car imagine what it would do to some ones chest or eye or head or skin


*I used to collect stories of odd murder weapons!. Let me just say that if a person can use a sharpened sausage frozen hard can be used to stab a person to death, the killer then cooked and ate the sausage, I'm pretty sure that a sharpened and frozen carrot could do the same!.



*I suppose you could punchit into their eye socket or have it in your hand as you crushed their windpipe, but other than that I can't think of any way to actually kill someone with a carrot!. other than choking!.


*We could find out!.!.!. come here, and hand me a carrot!. (I'm SO completely joking!!!)

*maybe if u held it against their throat w/ GREAT FORCE lol, maybe they would suffocate!. or if u clogged their butt hole they would slowly be poisoned by the wastes of their own body so yea i guess lol
Yep I think so!.


*jab them in the neck!* :)

*It is possible to kill somebody with a carrot!. Although I would not advise it!.!.!

*probably!. you can kill people with anything, if you know how!.

*yeah!. you can poison the carrot!.

*Tomatoes would be easier!

*Uh carrots are for eating not killing!

*Not like that guy did in the movie!.
That film is full of bologna!.!.!. no offense to it's fans!.

*not sure!?
i havent seen that movie!.

*maybe if you like!. stab them in the eye hard enough!?

*i'm sure it's possible, but probably rather difficult

*I think if you stabbed someone in the eye with it and worked it up to their brain!

*you would prolly be able to bruise someone with a carrot but not kill!.!.!.

*No!

*i dont think soo

*yes, soak it in arsenic then feed it to them

*i would say no lol!

*yes

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Re: Can you really kill someone with a carrot? Reply #1 on: September 20, 2011, 03:08:07 AM
Uhm ....
Yeah ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Can you really kill someone with a carrot? Reply #2 on: September 20, 2011, 08:26:39 PM
The direct result of boredom was me searching, copying, pasting, and posting this shit.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Can you really kill someone with a carrot? Reply #3 on: September 21, 2011, 12:31:47 AM
I've shown you tons of what my boredom's gained all of my users!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Can you really kill someone with a carrot? Reply #4 on: September 21, 2011, 10:35:08 PM
Hum, how much information could a ton of electrons represent?
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