I still have dibs on eating you out first, don't I tricky?

*gags*

I just died a little inside with all that was on the boards today ...

Whoa. I know I wasn't supposed to be drinking but whoa.

That should have been an edit, not a quote.

Hey man, I was on your side.

I was referring to him, not you Mr. Sensitive.

Anyway, who would have guess that Balor was such a fuck pig? He was a sight to behold at the glory hole that night. I've never seen anybody eat that many loads in my life.

Then he tried to kiss me afterwards and I was all like, "Yuck! No way man."

Gotta have standards, man ...