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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
It makes perfect sense!


Happy 4th(Read 1422 times)
Happy 4th on: July 04, 2012, 07:32:30 PM
For you fucking Americans.

I have several soldiers lined up for the firing squad. (which is me) and a fist full of fire crackers. But I'm sure there will be far better celebrations in almost any/every other state except mine. Fuckers.

May go to a Bar-B-Que later. Looks like it will just be me and the sacrificial few until then.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.