http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-deviant-sex-acts-that-science-says-are-good-you

Humm, they seem to have left out a couple that are both fun and safe.

Such as ...

Exhibitionism and Voyeurism.

Seriously its a real symptom of global sex, a form of safe sex where contact is limited to hands on contact. A fantasy situation where women are allowed get rough with a mans balls penis and ass.  While he surrender himself to them.

Come on, you can't tell me that many of you wouldn't  love to watch your love interest being fingered. 

Sure; why not?
I'll ask Aaron the next time he's here ...

Aaron is such a prude though.

Mel's not, so we're all good there ....

That's great, it's good to know there are still couples willing to push the envelope.

Meanwhile I have gotten so old that my main prey of older women have disappeared. Of course younger women are still interested in having kinky experiences but how the fuck does an old guy like me temp them without coming off creepy.

It's not like I know a bunch of girls these days. Maybe I should try being more sociable. Or provide them with something else they might want as a starter.

Oh my, I'm talking about crack whores aren't I.
I don't see that turning out well.

Get a young chick that's into Blumpkins ...

How could any woman enjoy that crap? It really boils down to letting women enjoy themselves and feeling enjoyed at the same time.

I would assure my ass was clean and the women wouldn't have to stress on that, but I guess there might be a woman out there who loves shit.

Can't imagine actually doing that.

Though I did talk my sister into letting me watch her pee.

I'm sure that was more curiosity than anything else ...
(age depending)

>>(age depending)<<
I was 11, she was 6. 

So, HOPEFULLY, I'm right ...