Number one kind of took me back
... but it is good

I don't believe a word of it.
I don't believe they ever tasted all of those and just made up shit to say about them.

I believe they tasted them all. But it's still bullshit - if it was a blind taste test with a dozen sauces of the same type, it would be interesting. But 100+ sauces of different styles over 5 days and it's not blind tasting? The douchebag might as well have made a list of their favorite sauces.

Perhaps ...
I agree that over half of those sauces are shit ...

Here is an updated version using less sauces ...

That's a much better test.

I also agree with it; the Rao's sauces are really good. I usually buy those if I'm buying a sauce.

I've actually never had it ....
I'll have to look for a sale ....