i didnt wanna get naked because i totally wasnt wanting to have sex and i thought it would lead to it.
Matt Groening and The Simpsons are notorious for parodically predicting the near future, but who predicted The Simpsons — and how good are they at soccer?Last month, an expedition of Egyptian archaeologists exhumed coffins from a cemetery believed to be from the New Kingdom, which lasted from around 1550 BCE to 1069 BCE. Chief among the trove of ancient cadavers was a wooden coffin containing the remains of a woman named Nany, who is believed to have been a “chantress of Djehouti, Egyptian god of the moon and writing.” Inside her casket were artistic depictions of a full-body illustration of Nany herself, stretching from her yellow toes to the tip of her blue beehive hair in her finest strapless light green dress.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!