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While they won't be dumbing down their already crude lineup of shows, Science Channel officials assured viewers that the network will continue to cater to the lowest common denominator and will keep airing embarrassingly base content completely stripped of all intellectual integrity. Officials also noted that the cable channel greatly values the 18- to 45-year-old demographic of louts, clods, and empty-headed dumb fucks.


god is real(Read 3973 times)
god is real on: May 11, 2009, 07:14:54 AM
and he works at the chiropractic clinic over by Daimon station. Aaaaahhhhhh
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: god is real Reply #1 on: May 11, 2009, 08:02:40 AM
Jesus is real.....and he likes to sing about partying in his awesome rock band.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: god is real Reply #2 on: May 11, 2009, 12:16:47 PM



Re: god is real Reply #3 on: May 11, 2009, 01:27:24 PM
Jesus:
Andrew W.K. - Party Hard

Any of you who say otherwise are BLASPHEMERS!!! AWK IS THE MESSIAH!!!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: god is real Reply #4 on: May 11, 2009, 05:17:11 PM
Welcome to 2002.



Re: god is real Reply #5 on: May 11, 2009, 05:32:18 PM
and he works at the chiropractic clinic over by Daimon station. Aaaaahhhhhh

Careful, that shit's addictive.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: god is real Reply #6 on: May 11, 2009, 06:53:55 PM
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: god is real Reply #7 on: May 11, 2009, 07:02:07 PM
He's doing commentary on VH1 "greatest" lists. That's not that far off, really.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: god is real Reply #8 on: May 11, 2009, 10:17:59 PM
and he works at the chiropractic clinic over by Daimon station. Aaaaahhhhhh

Careful, that shit's addictive.

I know. Holy cow...
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: god is real Reply #9 on: May 11, 2009, 11:50:01 PM
Jesus built my hotrod.

Ministry - Jesus Built My Hotrod
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: god is real Reply #10 on: May 12, 2009, 12:46:55 AM
Props to Fuse for linking to Ministry.......even though Al Jourgensen had nothing to do with the lyrics.   More liike:

Iron Maiden-The trooper videoclip
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon