Aight, I'm starting a new game.  We will collectively write a story.  Here are the rules (subject to addendum):

• You can claim a turn without worrying about others writing while you are by posting a reply that says "turn", then promptly writing your part and editing the post
• You cannot write more than a modest sized paragraph at a time
• You must wait for TWO different posters to contribute before you can contribute again.  This will make things interesting and prevent the story from getting stale by two posters throwing the story back and forth between each other
• I hope I won't have to whatsoever, but if anyone feels like being a dick and makes a post that is clearly a lame attempt to ruin the fun of it, I will deem it as "not counting" (Example: "Then everyone died, the end")
• ONLY if you feel it is very appropriate, you may end the story and start a new one.

Alright, let's get started:

Dave Thrash awoke to the sun shining brightly through his bathroom window.  He peeled his greasy naked body off of his empty bathtub, stepped out, and stood up in front of his full body mirror.  He tucked his junk between his legs and giggled at his newly created faux-vag.  Suddenly, he felt a turtlehead emerging, but there was no TP or anything to wipe his ass with besides the blueprints for his tractor beam scattered around the dilapidated bathroom.

You faggots are so boring.  One more reason this place isn't that fun.

Hahahaha I started one of these at A-S. It's a good idea for a post, I guess people just have to be in the mood. I'm too busy to get into it right now.

I'm bumping this shit forever until people start to play.  This is way more fun than any other "game" thread.

... and, currently, it's at my expense too; double fun!

Why don't you hop in and contribute? Change the story around to make you a hero.  I didn't start it off by you sucking a cock or anything, come on!

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Good keywords, now contribute to the story ...

D: I wanna see if/where it goes first before I turn it around ....

Hojo, contribute!

*Oh, and copy and paste the first part along with whatever part you post.