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Quote from: Zoomie's Sig; At One Point
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
It makes perfect sense!


Hey Zoomie(Read 1959 times)
Hey Zoomie on: August 26, 2012, 05:40:36 AM
Nothing, just wanted to see if you still live.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Hey Zoomie Reply #1 on: August 26, 2012, 11:58:13 PM
He lives. I have proof of life.



Re: Hey Zoomie Reply #2 on: August 27, 2012, 04:36:00 AM
Me too; he's in ....
... Well, I updated you a week ago; I think he's back in Florida now ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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