To whom am I a sycophant? Or I should say, to whom does she see me as a sycophant because you know me better than that. I lower my eyes for one person and one person only, the Shaman of the Bogtroopers and Archdruid of D-rad.

Dude, everyone knows NOT TO SOCIAL NETWORK WITH COWORKERS.  Just a heads up.....you probably shouldn't.  It can only end in disaster.

Oh, she likes you just fine.
It's when you put on the sycophant act that her panties get bunched up!
edit:  (and not in the "bunched-up-then-stuffed-in-the-mouth" kind of way)

Riiight.

I'm sayin'.

Dude, everyone knows NOT TO SOCIAL NETWORK WITH COWORKERS.  Just a heads up.....you probably shouldn't.  It can only end in disaster.

And since you love social networking so much, you can't get a job because of this.

Good risk avoidance, Dylan!

hehehehe

To whom am I a sycophant?

There are some folks that you just never burn on.

Speaking of which, why does no one ever burn on Si?  Even bringing it up right now feels wrong.

I once read an old Sci Fi short story about how aliens controlled humanity's evolution through violence, culling the stock whenever they began to get too advanced (explaining why every renaissance collapses into war).  Specifically, once the violence process was kicked off (the arms race of the 60s & 70s, in this case), humanity was kept away from certain ideas by a sort of genetic thought poison which would prevent the eventual tipping point into a dark age.  The main character in the story eventually creates an atomic shield, but commits suicide after its first test (mind poison).

I wonder if Si has some kind of mind control over all of us, so that we never even think to burn on him.

Dude, look at who we're talking about. He lives in paradise, has an awesome job, commutes about 50 feet, smokes up and drinks whenever he wants, is probably the healthiest male posting here, he has the life most of us want. What's to cut on? The best I could come up with is that I wouldn't turn down a throw with his GF.

Not very original...

And I do burn on everyone.  But like you and I, we know it's just fun.

Paradise isnt in the storm zone hes in.

Looks like the leewards are gonna get a taste of a biggun.

Luck.

No way dude, he already did that in 2001. (hurricane Amanda)

That was a ZING on me. Good one, too.

is probably the healthiest male posting here

Doubtful. I drink way too much to consider myself really healthy.

And I do burn on everyone.  But like you and I, we know it's just fun.

don't make me kill some hours disproving that!

I can't wait for this ...

Come on, DaisyMae ~ i've already MADE the popcorn!

For what's it worth, those places ARE paradise, but sometimes, fuktards anger the gods, and, well...

rofl

STFU

K THX BY

Dear Fyre,

Hip used to post glorious descriptions of sexual episodes... in wonderful, wonderful detail. Thank you so much for reducing that to anagrams in caps. Seriously.

Yours,

The men of LG

Yea, thanks........?

Dear Fyre,

Hip used to post glorious descriptions of sexual episodes... in wonderful, wonderful detail. Thank you so much for reducing that to anagrams in caps. Seriously.

Yours,

The men of LG

Dear Folks of L-G,

It's truly sad that Hip cannot keep herself from reading my posts, and becoming so infuriated that she can't even type words.

Sincerely,
fyre

now if you could stop sasha and kyle from talking about their sexcapades I swear to God I'd traffic you an ounce

Then what will we have?

Dare I ask... WHAT. WILL. WE. HAVE???

one hyperventilating turtle and an old man on the sea

is probably the healthiest male posting here

Having just read about Nick's and Emp's workouts, heart rates, etc, this seems pretty fuckin' far off.

one hyperventilating turtle and an old man on the sea

Eeehhhhn eeehhhhhn! Avast!

http://www.lamebook.com/daddys-girl

Haha. That's great.

I liked this one:
http://www.lamebook.com/girls-still-just-want-to-have-dumb

Facebook is fine with colleagues if you follow a few simple rules:

1: dont be fucking any of them
2: dont shit talk them
3: keep things civil.

No problems for me...

4: Only add people who follow rules 2 and 3...and dont confess to breaking rule 1.

5: Untag yourself from every picture.
6: Ignore all invitations to become a zombie/pirate/werewolf/ninja/etc with extreme prejudice.

If you follow rule six there ain't much point to facebook...!

except to keep in touch with old friends who live all over the place. i'm bad with email. plus, with facebook you can just post on a wall to say "hey, have a great birthday." instead of some long-winded mostly forced email along the lines of "how are you! it's been too long, sorry i've been mia, but..." being 'anti-socially social' is my game.

If you follow rule six there ain't much point to facebook...!

Fix'd.