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does anyone actually care about megan fox(Read 8542 times)
Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #30 on: September 10, 2009, 12:20:08 AM
Yeah tattoos on chicks get me going. Megan Fox is pretty ok. I've seen better. But still tattoos only improve her for me.



Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #31 on: September 10, 2009, 09:51:45 AM
I'm all about the tattooed ladies.

Same.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #32 on: September 11, 2009, 01:20:35 AM
If you are into tattoo'd ladies so much then why don't you buy me another tattoo Luke?  God you can buy me dinner but not a tattoo, you cheap bastard!



Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #33 on: September 11, 2009, 06:31:29 AM
Judging by recent photos, feeding you dinner costs about $6 and a tattoo costs about $200.

So yeah, cheap bastard.

OTOH, I know he'd rather cook brats in beer at home than go to a $7.99 Chinese Buffet so he can't be that cheap...
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #34 on: September 11, 2009, 12:28:39 PM
If you are into tattoo'd ladies so much then why don't you buy me another tattoo Luke?  God you can buy me dinner but not a tattoo, you cheap bastard!

You can fuck other dudes but not Luke? You prude!
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #35 on: September 14, 2009, 08:35:12 PM
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Transformers star Megan Fox has been slammed as "dumb-as-a-rock", "ungracious" and "classless" by fellow crew members from the blockbuster film, who also said the actress would be better off pursuing a porn career.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #36 on: September 14, 2009, 08:53:01 PM
There's an idea I can get behind...
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #37 on: September 15, 2009, 05:22:56 AM
If you are into tattoo'd ladies so much then why don't you buy me another tattoo Luke?  God you can buy me dinner but not a tattoo, you cheap bastard!

You can fuck other dudes but not Luke? You prude!

He doesn't want to have sex with me, I think it has something to do with herpes.  His loss.



Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #38 on: September 15, 2009, 10:28:44 AM
What a wuss.
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #39 on: September 15, 2009, 01:21:24 PM
Yeah he told me he didn't want to catch that again...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #40 on: September 17, 2009, 02:45:12 AM
Again, ha.



Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #41 on: September 17, 2009, 09:29:57 AM
Well shit, the last thing you need is two different kinds of Herpes.
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KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #42 on: September 17, 2009, 11:27:01 PM
There's an idea I can get behind...

I would get behind this idea with you as long as the balls didn't touch.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #43 on: September 17, 2009, 11:45:28 PM
Mine or yours?
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #44 on: September 30, 2009, 06:45:34 PM
Yeah what the fuck is Megan Fox all about?
Megan Fox this, Megan Fox that.Fucking christ.

Yeah shed get some,but there ARE others.

Its just like coca cola really.A product,hyped and overrated.
The female equivalent of David Beckwank.



Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #45 on: September 30, 2009, 06:49:40 PM
He doesn't want to have sex with me, I think it has something to do with herpes.  His loss.

Nah, with the right precautions that's not really a huge risk.  So it's not that.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #46 on: September 30, 2009, 06:50:55 PM
If you are into tattoo'd ladies so much then why don't you buy me another tattoo Luke?

I know that you need food on a regular basis.  I didn't realize you needed tattoos, too.
What do you want to get?  We can talk about it.
Like yours.  Only different.