Again,suck it up. I find out ONE of you cunts gets that damn vaccine (except ferynza, or however you spell that shit, Im drunk) Im over and out... again.

I dont have a cunt, I have a penis.

And I'm not getting that vaccine. I'll put my immune system up against pig flu every time, and I will win.

Fuckin right.

I've had Walking Pneumonia; 3 days and it was gone completely ....

I found out years ago that the reason I am sick for only a day or 3 at a time, if I get sick, since it's a rarity, is that, with Type "O+" blood, and my specific genetics, or my mass exposure to illness as a medic, I have an enzyme in my blood that makes it too acidic for most bacteria and virii to cultivate ....

They caught this when I was tested many times when I didn't get Strep Throat and everyone around me did ...

They caught it again, in adult life, when I was exposed to TB and I had NO symptomsl EVER ....

Let's copulate. With your super human health, and my shitty health, the offspring would have at least normal health. But I don't think one can get pregnant from buttsecks.

Well, there's that ...
I mean, I can pull out, jack off in my hand, and then fist you if you'd like ...

His sperm would eat thru your rectum, silly.

... or we can go this route

Fuckin right.

Didn't you get totally owned by pig-flu?

Lost a battle but I won the war.

you subsequently got owned by the coast guard

Not only am I free of the swine flu, but I haven't been sick in a few years, and I haven't had the flu since I was a child.  Fuck flu vaccines.

you subsequently got owned by the coast guard

Yeah well you married an Asian.

yeah, well you're a white read-head

You were born in a country that makes movies about flesh eating SHEEP!!!

my beer is better than your beer

K I got pwned by the kiwi again... Your truth trumps my truth.

Not only am I free of the swine flu, but I haven't been sick in a few years, and I haven't had the flu since I was a child.  Fuck flu vaccines.

Dude, with the drugs in your system at any one time, nothing stands a chance of getting in there ...
Besides, the HPV would get all jealous ...

my beer is better than your beer

Nice. I heard this theme several times tonight. I hear NZ/AU beer tastes like a fine ass, JP beer tastes sweet, and US beer tastes like dirty piss.

Also all of you who have opted not to get the flu vaccine are fools and most of you have no idea how vaccines work. But I'll spare you all the tirade I've been giving my friends who decided not to get it (it was free for us students, so the tirade is very deserved). They're all really sick of my comments in this field.

K I got pwned by the kiwi again... Your truth trumps my truth.

I don't understand why you gave up so soon.  I would've come up with at least ten more come backs.  But you are old so I will just assume you are tired of trying and are ready to die.

Perhaps but my dick still gets hard at the drop of a hat so I ain't ready to doe yet...

He had me at beer. He knew it. I knew it. There is no dishonor in concession. I live to fight another day.

Have you ever heard about those old guys who die during sex?  I have. Not bonerific.

*awaits Zoomie's comment to see of he conceeds*

I have no idea what she's tal...

Sex, Zoomie...not cam2cam while posting.

I think he dropped dead, Capt Obvious ...

Well, maybe not. But welcome to my day

The first person to post James Powder's "Had A Bad Day" gets stabbed in the eye ...

Absolutely seconded. I actually had a good day. I designed an electric auxiliary propulsion system for one of my boats and studied building a home in WV (yeah I'm kinda still stuck on the place) out of shipping containers and recycled materials.

For the last couple of days I have felt drunk even though I haven't had anything to drink.  I also have had a stuffy head and a sore throat.  Am I getting the flu?

Well, maybe not. But welcome to my day

OMG Aaron, that is a perfect image of how I feel most days these days. fucking love it man. And it would be even better if it weren't so true. 

I'd laugh much harder if it weren't so true...

I'd laugh much harder if it weren't so true...

That guy rules...

My sibs and I all begin with "T", so my parents would stumble through the list and finally end with "Whoever in hell you are.."

My siblings and I always got called by my uncles' and aunts' names.