1. You quit smoking for the umpteenth time...

2. Three days in you're going nuts but you stick with it even though you want to eat every bit of food in the house...

3. She brings you a pint of Ben & Jerry's Strawberry Cheescake.

Life ain't so bad.

You left out part where you get a rusty trombone.

Yeah. That'll happen.

Only fat girls will toss may salad.

i know im loved when.... oh.. nevermind.


/emo

i know im loved when.... oh.. nevermind. i'm loved.

Fixed!

i know im loved when.... oh.. nevermind.


/emo

+1 emo pt for use of emo tag

+1 emo pt for use of emo tag

what do i win, other than a bad haircut and whiny music?

A date with Brook.

I'll treat you like a princess, baby. Then I'll give you a nice facial. And not the type you get at a spa, either.

You got bagman's rubber dong hooked up to a turkey baster? Hot.

I'll treat you like a princess, baby. Then I'll give you a nice facial. And not the type you get at a spa, either.

hmm. are you a fan of vomit?!

Still can't handle the sight of a little ejaculate, huh?

Still can't handle the sight of a little ejaculate, huh?

if male cum was meant to be eaten, then it would taste like cinnamon bun icing. you KNOW id be eatin that shit up

I love semen like a fat girl loves icing.

Well, we know what kind of cake to get you for your birthday.

Well, we know what kind of cake to get you for your birthday.

oops, 9 days too late  :'(

Still can't handle the sight of a little ejaculate, huh?

if male cum was meant to be eaten, then it would taste like cinnamon bun icing. you KNOW id be eatin that shit up

Ah if only I'd been in my vegan period then...

I'm so loved right now.

I'm pretty sure I am as well ...
So fuck all of you ...

I love semen like a fat girl loves icing.

You'll get more if you squeeze the piping bag.

I'd rather be feared.

It's much less corny.

Zoomie quitting smoking update please

SEVEN MOTHA FUCKIN DAYS TODAY! And I ain't killed nobody. Wanted to. Came close once or twice. But I'm good. Going to reqrd my good behavior at noon today. Going to test sail a small yacht across the bay and back.

that's good, smokes are cheaper on the other side of the harbor

YOU FUCKER!!!

Actually they're not. Baltimore County has a higher cancer tax than Anne Arundel. Smokes and booze are both higher there.

My boss just came back from Mexico with a carton of Marlboros. Half the front of each pack is a big white label that reads "Smoking Kills" in 24 pt Helvetica.

Oh man, that's nothing. Smoke packets here have graphic pictures of cancerous lungs & mouths, gangrene, and all the rest of it.

I showed Zoomie last time I was in the States.

Same in Canada. My smoker friends all used to request their favorite picture of horror. The eventually settled on the dead babies pictures as the best one because none of them were going to be getting pregnant so it wasn't really applicable.

They also used to offer free slip-covers at some of the depanneurs that you could slide over your pack to make it look decent again. One of my friends used to collect those in the hopes that they'd be collectors items one day.

As if this really deters smoking... I say advertise with bouncy big tits and thick round asses on the packs. But that's just one man's opinion.

Nice boat. Another C-22 like the one in my driveway except this one actually GOES. So for $400 I get the boat, full compliment of sails, VHF radio with weather reporting side receiver, depth gauge, knot gauge, full galley with icebox, (minus stove) and cushions. I'll put in a propane stove, my little cafetera espresso maker, convert the headsail to a furler, replace the main sheet and most of the running rigging and sail it to St Mary's to the beach house before the end of the month.

Unless Mosh wants to stop and sail it down the bay with me...