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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


Final Itinerary(Read 49144 times)
Re: Final Itinerary Reply #120 on: September 20, 2009, 02:34:49 AM
Japan can do it next then, since they are really good at taking someone elses idea and tweaking it to make it just a little bit better.

You mean like cars?


And television shows.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #121 on: September 20, 2009, 03:35:30 AM
USA ripped this one off, but it's still not better than the orig-!




Re: Final Itinerary Reply #122 on: September 20, 2009, 06:43:45 AM
I think she was refering to crossbreeding Nick.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #123 on: September 20, 2009, 07:46:02 AM
WTF, Tony Danzahas a Japanese cousin?
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Re: Final Itinerary Reply #124 on: September 20, 2009, 08:59:28 AM
He's moonlighting for Tony Danza... *bu-dum-ching*



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #125 on: September 20, 2009, 10:50:17 AM
who wants a load of what I've got?
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #126 on: September 23, 2009, 08:44:32 PM
MOSH - ive got a big problem with the weekend of the 16th!!!



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #127 on: September 24, 2009, 03:42:31 AM
OK... PM me and we'll work something out...



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #128 on: September 24, 2009, 08:49:16 AM
who wants a load of what I've got?

take it to the "for sale" forum, buddy...
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #129 on: September 24, 2009, 08:51:21 AM
Don't help. If I don't want Daddy's dick I don't want Nick's load.
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Re: Final Itinerary Reply #130 on: September 24, 2009, 09:01:23 AM
someone might!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #131 on: September 24, 2009, 09:03:36 AM
OK, that's true. I say we auction them both to the highest bidders and take ten percent.

Of the take, not the cock and load.
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Re: Final Itinerary Reply #132 on: September 24, 2009, 09:06:38 AM
OK, that's true. I say we auction them both to the highest bidders and take ten percent.

Of the take, not the cock and load.

I agree with your plan, but suggest instead of 10%...  that we just take the tip.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #133 on: September 24, 2009, 09:27:14 AM
10% is silly. You have to take it all
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #134 on: September 24, 2009, 09:31:41 AM
10% is silly. You have to take it all, bitch.

Fixed.
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Re: Final Itinerary Reply #135 on: September 24, 2009, 08:21:34 PM
10% is silly. You have to take it all, bitch.

Fixed.

word. I like my cock. I'm not sure what the going rate is now. I was cheap as a date.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #136 on: September 26, 2009, 01:56:03 PM
"date" as in "escort"?



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #137 on: September 26, 2009, 04:49:10 PM
yup.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #138 on: September 26, 2009, 05:23:05 PM
Escort as in "will give orgasms for steak dinner and two beers"? Cuz I would so love that lifestyle...
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Re: Final Itinerary Reply #139 on: September 26, 2009, 05:30:35 PM
Straight up cash, no barter.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #140 on: September 26, 2009, 05:41:21 PM
Cash is good. Cash is our friend.
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Re: Final Itinerary Reply #141 on: September 26, 2009, 05:47:39 PM
Cash is the man.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #142 on: September 26, 2009, 06:43:13 PM
The Man in Black.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #143 on: September 26, 2009, 06:57:56 PM
Even when he's a boy named Sue.
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Re: Final Itinerary Reply #144 on: September 26, 2009, 07:09:34 PM
Silverstein was the man.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #145 on: September 26, 2009, 08:16:13 PM
Who wants kangaroo scrotums?



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #146 on: September 26, 2009, 08:34:15 PM
Hehehe mine was actually on my keyboard when I pulled up this thread.
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Re: Final Itinerary Reply #147 on: September 26, 2009, 08:41:17 PM
Youre getting some Beasts of Bourbon.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #148 on: September 26, 2009, 08:41:55 PM
You da man!

Wait, you're not going to stuff Tex in a duffel are you? I mean I think he'd like it but, man...
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Re: Final Itinerary Reply #149 on: September 26, 2009, 08:47:13 PM
Shhh... dont wanna startle Tex, y'know?