I never thought about how easy it would be to mug hipsters, but now that I think about it yeah... Like, it's probably really hard to fight back when you're under-nourished and wearing women's pants.
We should do that with Cuba and Puerto Rico. The winner can become the 51st state.
I was in NYC during the Puerto Rican Day Parade and I can safely say I've never seen so many people who are so proud of being from some place so decisively unspectacular.
I was in NYC during the Puerto Rican Day Parade ...