PBJ sounds interesting.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bd6b37ff87/peanut-butter-jelly-time

Awww; I miss The Knot ...

WTF?
I've been a little paranoid driving after I've been drinking at all since my DUI. But I had a couple today and decided to drive to the store for more anyway. I was being extremely careful and don't have far to travel.

But Once I was accosted by the police while exiting the store so I decided to park on the other side of the parking lot and pretend I was a walk in.

WTH, fuck when I came out with my two forties the blue and red were flashing right behind my fucking car!   
It was the highway Patrol and they were there to hassle someone else. But why the fuck right at that exact moment?

Shit on a stick I can go to that lot 50,000 times in a row and never see a fucking police car. If I had parked next to the store they would have been across the lot but since I decided to park away so that no one in the store knew I was driving the cops were right behind my car!  Freaked me the fuck out. But I put my booze in the car and drove away like nothing was out of the ordinary and I find this coincidence almost to freaking hard to dismiss.

I think would too ...

Liquor is not my Joan of arc anymore.

I still love it ...
That's why I make my own now ...

>>I still love it ...
That's why I make my own now ...<<

Been thinking of doing that too.

I've heard you can make pretty good brandy from cheap wine with a very basic still.
Watched a few episodes of Moonshiners, seems like it would be pretty easy to do.

There is also a kit available that ferments any fruit juice into a potent drink over a couple of weeks or longer.   

Link me to that kit ...
I make fruit wine, and it's about 18%-20% ...

I make fruit whine

I am allergic to hops. I found out when I was using Toms of Maine natural deodorant. So, that explains icky reactions to beers in the past. I used to love rum. Its just not the same as weed. Liquor makes me think and act sloppy.
Eh.

What makes you scream uncontrollably when you cum? I mean other than my tongue...

I make fruit whine

Only when I spank the watermelon as I'm DP'ing it with Zoomie ...

http://videosift.com/video/Doin-it-with-my-bro

Link me to that kit ...
I make fruit wine, and it's about 18%-20% ...

http://weinterrupt.com/2010/11/simple-kit-turns-juice-to-booze/

Nice ...
90% of your fermentation happens within the first 3 days ...

You still have to clear the yeast out though ....

I was thinking the real key to this, since the kit really only contains brewers yeast basically as the active ingredient, is the check valve that allows pressure to release without allowing outside air back into the container.

Some people use a condom and let it inflate then burp it occasionally. The auto check valve in the kit seems like a care free method.

I think a hose into another bottle of water might work just as well. The brew will never siphon the water back up the tube because it maintains a positive pressure yet the pressure bubbles are free to escape. What do you think?



 

Oh shit I just realized what I can do with this Mulberry tree in my back yard.

Gotta set up a press, like with wine to get the juice out. They are super sweet, I bet I wouldn't have to add any sugar.

Maybe even a regular juicer, just throw the berries down it. But the little stem bits might ad bitterness.

Next year man. ... I'm going to use this tree.

You can use Fleischman's yeast if you really wanted to ...
... and, yes; you can use a tube into a glass (or jar) of water as well

... the balloon (or condom) method is simple; place it over the opening, poke a few SMALL holes in it,
... and when it deflates (after initial deflation) your fermentation is done; easy-peasy!

Condoms come with small holes already. Small enough to let HIV through, just not sperm.

... just sayin'

Hey guys we're talking about concoction, not conception.

Uh-huh ...

More concoction less conception you fuckers.

you fuckers.

Precisely.

Wait. Thrash uses condoms? WHO the fuck uses condoms these days???!

Smart people ...
I just don't need them now ...

Smart people ...

Tru dat. I was kidding. 

Haha ....

Well this is weird, last week I bought a box of wine and started drinking on Saturday, and woke up on Sunday with no recollection of any evening or night, thought it was still Saturday. Stayed sober all week and did the same this weekend. Exactly the same story, no recollection of it ever being night yet it's now 9:00 the next day.

I never had any dinner and never went to bed, yet here I am asking WTF.  It's like I was awake the whole time (I really tried to make an effort to keep track) yet many hours have passed and now it's the next day.

I get drunk a lot but this shit is freaking me out. How could I sit in this chair for so long without ever realizing it was night? How could I be getting my shit on without a break and suddenly realizing it's the next day?

I was even trying to take notice because of the week before yet here I am with no inkling that an entire evening went by.  I don't remember it ever getting dark!

 

Sounds pretty healthy to me.