Oh, man. Nick. Please let Wendy come to visit you. This will be like Weekend at Bernie's, because someone will end up dead.
Drunken Current Thoughts ... : What did I so last night? Someone want to fill me in? I dont remember.
Is that because "she" is just you with a blond wig and a top hat on?
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.