I've been drinking for 10 hours straight and I'm not straight at all I' mabsoltuly annihilate.d

Maybe drinking would improve my speeling.

Just wow.

I didn't do any blow last night and I am not that hungover.  Mission accomplished.

Holy shit, this chick I was checking (name withheld) is HOT. Maybe I shoulda been more forward. Regardless, this place is now flooded with hotties down here for agents' week.

I'd like to get laid.

you deserve it and we deserve some pics of hot chicks. be more forward dammit

Looking like you look,

being as cool as you are,

living in Paradise ~

dude, if YOU can't get laid,

there is NO HOPE for the rest of us!

(well, except sasha and tricky, that is)

drunken blah blah etc

you deserve it and we deserve some pics of hot chicks. be more forward dammit

Wow. No recollection whatsoever of posting last night!

The pics thing is a good idea though. There's nothing chicks love more than to pose for a picture when they're all dolled up.

Looking like you look,

being as cool as you are,

living in Paradise ~

dude, if YOU can't get laid,

there is NO HOPE for the rest of us!

(well, except sasha and tricky, that is)

It's weird, there seems to be a strange perception here that I'm some kinda pretty boy or something. I don't consider myself ugly, but I'm not really, really, ridiculously good looking either. That said, I am the coolest mofo I know, so you're half right.

A)  Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

B)  Beauty is more than skin deep.

You're a nice looking man, with an excellent attitude, someone i would think of as a Hipster, ready and willing to have some fun, but with a heart.

Although that might sound like a bunch of brown-nosing, it's just the way i personally see you,

and since i'm not looking to "get" anything from you,  ROFLMFAO!!!

i can afford to call it as i see it.

I am so hung-over.

CDT:  i'm going to BE so hungover ...

I'm hungover drinking  wine and I think it was a bad idea.  I feel super weird now.

I'm going to be really drunk in about 5 hours. In the meantime I'm going to pick up some new glasses, get an iPhone and go to the gym. The glasses are rad, but I need to force myself to stick to the original budget when I go shopping. This is why I never go shopping for stuff and I never buy computer games.

Wine SUX!!!

Well, unless you have a major stock of VitC.

Do you like Mimosas?

rofl

I'm going to be really drunk in about 5 hours. In the meantime I'm going to pick up some new glasses, get an iPhone and go to the gym. The glasses are rad, but I need to force myself to stick to the original budget when I go shopping. This is why I never go shopping for stuff and I never buy computer games.

Now THERE's a Moto ALL men should live by!!!

Seat height?

NICE fucking buzz.

this reminded me to tell you all to watch The Worlds Fastest Indian

this reminded me to tell you all to watch The Worlds Fastest Indian

i bet it's a movie about a young girl that falls in love with an indian and nearly rides him to her death, isn't it?

then her grandfather teaches her a valuable lesson about family before they all sailed off together.

i bet it's a movie about a young girl that falls in love with an indian and nearly rides him to her death, isn't it?

then her grandfather teaches her a valuable lesson about family before they all sailed off together.

Dude. Get a girlfriend. Seriously.

Dude. Get a girlfriend. Seriously.

I can't find seem to find one with whom I'm all that satisfied.  Everyone in the world ends up being critically flawed, up close.

Also, Nick once recommended "The Whale Rider" to me; I was just assuming Nick liked similar plots in films.

Rabbit-proof fence.

Dude. Get a girlfriend. Seriously.

I can't find seem to find one with whom I'm all that satisfied.  Everyone in the world ends up being critically flawed, up close.

Also, Nick once recommended "The Whale Rider" to me; I was just assuming Nick liked similar plots in films.

And the Whale Rider is a great film, no? Go rent the movie.

Few shooting stars but not much in the way of a "shower" per se. Oh well, nice lime.

Three kinds of Irishwhiskey and belgian dark choclate. Mmmmmm

A million beers + George dickel + egg nog.

Egg nog mixed with beer is surprisingly not a throw-up inducing concoction.

where are my pics of hot women, si?

Egg nog mixed with beer is surprisingly not a throw-up inducing concoction.

Highly surprising. I'm going to have to test this.

Won 4 games in a row of beer pong before being mercifully removed from the table.

Walked home in a blizzard this morning it was like Cormac McCarthy's The Road in live action.

this reminded me to tell you all to watch The Worlds Fastest Indian

that reminded me of

Goodness gracious me comedy Six million rupee man