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Quote from: Doormouse
I keep finding LEGOs on the street as I walk to school. I always pick them up and then add them to a growing sculpture when I get home. I have some 15 or 20 pieces by now. My friends always feel obliged to remind me that picking shit off the street is unhealthy. Fuck that noise. If I see a LEGO, it's going in my pocket. My only fear is if the muggers figure me out and make a line of them leading into a side alley.


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Re: diary Reply #180 on: November 24, 2009, 06:26:26 PM
Better visual that way. Indeedy!
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: diary Reply #181 on: November 24, 2009, 10:57:43 PM
Not to Dylan ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: diary Reply #182 on: November 25, 2009, 12:26:06 AM
Brook's Karaoke panty flashing is forever stored in my spank bank. Sorry fellows, I forgot about everything else around me, including my camera at the time. 



Re: diary Reply #183 on: November 25, 2009, 01:18:51 AM
Learn to draw ?
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: diary Reply #184 on: November 25, 2009, 07:33:48 AM
heheheheh
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: diary Reply #185 on: November 26, 2009, 12:15:25 PM
Yeah, I'd settle for a sketch ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: diary Reply #186 on: December 01, 2009, 12:00:40 PM
it was the funniest thing ever when we were singing this at karaoke:

Gangsta's Paradise

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life
And realize there's nothing left
'Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long
That even my momma thinks that my mind has gone
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk you know that's unheard of
You betta watch how ya talking
And where ya walking
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip but I gotta loc
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke
Fool, I'm the kinda g that little homie's wanna be like
On my knees in the night
Saying prayers in the street light

Been spending most our lives
Living in a gangsta's paradise
Living in a gangsta's paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a gangsta's paradise
Living in a gangsta's paradise

They got this situation, they got me facing
I can't have a normal life, I was raised by the state
So I gotta be down with the 'hood team
Too much television watching, got me chasing dreams
I'm an educated fool with money on my mind
Got my tin in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a low down gangsta, set tripping banger
And my homies is down so don't arouse my anger
Fool, death ain't nothing but a heart beat away
I'm living life do or die, what can I say?
I'm twenty-three now but will I live to see twenty-four
The way things is going I don't know.

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me?

Been spending most our lives
Living in a gangsta's paradise
Living in a gangsta's paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a gangsta's paradise
Living in a gangsta's paradise

Power in the money, money in the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking
At what's going on in the kitchen
But I don't know what's cooking.
They say I gotta learn
But nobody's gonna teach me
If they can't understand, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't
I guess they won't, I guess they frontin'
That's why I know my life is out of luck, foo!

Been spending most our lives
Living in a gangsta's paradise
Living in a gangsta's paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a gangsta's paradise
Living in a gangsta's paradise

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me?

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: diary Reply #187 on: December 01, 2009, 12:39:56 PM
That was about the biggest tune ever in 1995.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: diary Reply #188 on: December 01, 2009, 06:46:42 PM
Kyle manned up with some funny songs in Hiroshima, and then reverted to stalker mode at Karaoke II
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: diary Reply #189 on: December 01, 2009, 08:15:34 PM
He must have been more sober at Karaoke II.
I sympathize. Karaoke is really not my scene.



Re: diary Reply #190 on: December 01, 2009, 08:20:00 PM
He must have been more sober at Karaoke II.
I sympathize. Karaoke is really not my scene.

You'd enjoy it over here. For ten bucks I'll keep my pants on.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: diary Reply #191 on: December 01, 2009, 08:35:43 PM
I was listening to NOFX's Wolves in Wolves' Clothing today, and this song made me think of this thread.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: diary Reply #192 on: December 01, 2009, 08:36:59 PM
I had to tone it down for the Americans
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: diary Reply #193 on: December 01, 2009, 08:37:46 PM
Hahaha!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: diary Reply #194 on: December 01, 2009, 08:53:35 PM
You'd enjoy it over here. For ten bucks I'll keep my pants on.
You know, I bet I really would. And it would be my honor to pay you to keep your pants on.



Re: diary Reply #195 on: December 01, 2009, 08:59:42 PM
I'm allergic to dairy.



Re: diary Reply #196 on: December 01, 2009, 09:01:08 PM
I like karaoke when I'm drunk and people don't take it too seriously.  Too many karaoke nights, though, turn into people wanting to try to perform songs properly.



Re: diary Reply #197 on: December 01, 2009, 09:03:08 PM
I just like to yell a lot.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: diary Reply #198 on: December 01, 2009, 09:07:13 PM
The one and only time i've gone to karaoke some random drunk guy sang detachable penis to me.



Re: diary Reply #199 on: December 02, 2009, 12:34:31 AM
The one and only time i've gone to karaoke some random drunk guy sang detachable penis to me.

It was the best 2 minutes of my life.
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Re: diary Reply #200 on: December 02, 2009, 12:38:47 AM
i did that song the last time i went to karaoke!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: diary Reply #201 on: December 02, 2009, 12:39:44 AM
He must have been more sober at Karaoke II.
I sympathize. Karaoke is really not my scene.

You'd enjoy it over here. For ten bucks I'll keep my pants on.

Shit, you coulda told me before the Tokyo Karaoke...



Re: diary Reply #202 on: December 02, 2009, 02:11:31 AM
Sasha and Tricky already paid me fifteen to take them off. Damn, I could have had a bidding war
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: diary Reply #203 on: December 02, 2009, 03:51:43 PM
You refused to get totally naked.  That menu was super glued over your crotch area.  Tone is down for the Americans?  Yea, whatever pussy.  Come to Texas and I will show you how we rock n roll.  This will have to be without Kyle and Luke of course because they don't roll how I roll.



Re: diary Reply #204 on: December 02, 2009, 06:43:09 PM
Can I come too?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: diary Reply #205 on: December 02, 2009, 08:07:14 PM
Hell, you can do whatever you want in the comfort of your own home in JAX...



Re: diary Reply #206 on: December 02, 2009, 08:59:28 PM
You refused to get totally naked.  That menu was super glued over your crotch area.  Tone is down for the Americans?  Yea, whatever pussy.  Come to Texas and I will show you how we rock n roll.  This will have to be without Kyle and Luke of course because they don't roll how I roll.

I'll work on my trimmed facial hair and strategically angled cap positioning. Should I lay in an extra supply of red plastic cups for this jaunt?

Seriously though, if you guys hadn't been capturing everything on film it would have been wilder. Japanese folk like to go crazy, have a laugh about it after and go to work the next day without having to worry about what may show up online in ten years (or in your case, on FB two weeks later ;)

Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: diary Reply #207 on: December 07, 2009, 10:44:14 PM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: diary Reply #208 on: December 07, 2009, 10:50:22 PM
i just giggled.

fag.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: diary Reply #209 on: December 08, 2009, 07:40:50 PM
I can make things of you (underclass) appear on Facebook, but I'm being nice to you because I want to go back to Japan.