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Quote from: underclass
If you find an atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.


What a Kick Ass Way to Start the Day! (Read 3147 times)
What a Kick Ass Way to Start the Day! on: November 02, 2009, 07:43:28 AM
Watch it, then have a bad ass day!

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Re: What a Kick Ass Way to Start the Day! Reply #1 on: November 02, 2009, 07:54:38 AM
that was death star awesome
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: What a Kick Ass Way to Start the Day! Reply #2 on: November 04, 2009, 08:10:44 AM
That touches me where I haven't been touched before.



Re: What a Kick Ass Way to Start the Day! Reply #3 on: November 04, 2009, 08:14:43 AM
liar. such a place does not exist
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: What a Kick Ass Way to Start the Day! Reply #4 on: November 04, 2009, 08:24:20 AM
Oh I forgot, you found the last place that hadn't been touched after you panda-faced me.



Re: What a Kick Ass Way to Start the Day! Reply #5 on: November 04, 2009, 09:28:58 AM
Woah!

What's that?
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: What a Kick Ass Way to Start the Day! Reply #6 on: November 08, 2009, 10:14:20 PM
"Panda Face" ended up having 4 meanings by the end of the trip.  It started off as an adjective to describe medicine:

I'm learning how to buy embarrassing womens drugs from chemists in Japanese.

...and rapidly turned into a verb (where it lived the remainder of its life, in various forms, until it finally rested in a sexual connotation).

CST-  I went to Japan and got panda faced, and then I come home and get panda faced.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2009, 10:22:18 PM by taiko »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: What a Kick Ass Way to Start the Day! Reply #7 on: November 09, 2009, 03:20:18 AM
Yeah, that one's cool, but I like this one too

Tenacious D: Master Exploder
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: What a Kick Ass Way to Start the Day! Reply #8 on: November 09, 2009, 04:10:06 PM
« Last Edit: November 09, 2009, 04:11:41 PM by Maxillius »
(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.



Re: What a Kick Ass Way to Start the Day! Reply #9 on: November 09, 2009, 06:14:17 PM
Now that's comedy.
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: What a Kick Ass Way to Start the Day! Reply #10 on: November 09, 2009, 08:17:06 PM
that sums it up for me
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: What a Kick Ass Way to Start the Day! Reply #11 on: November 09, 2009, 08:30:04 PM



Re: What a Kick Ass Way to Start the Day! Reply #12 on: November 09, 2009, 09:28:54 PM
This thread is improving daily.



Re: What a Kick Ass Way to Start the Day! Reply #13 on: November 09, 2009, 09:45:10 PM
Jack Black can be impressive. But so can Weird Al.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7428487200380416428#
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: What a Kick Ass Way to Start the Day! Reply #14 on: November 09, 2009, 10:41:23 PM
Well the video in the OP isn't complete without the music video to the song that inspired that entire movie.

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