http://www.sexinchrist.com/

You finally found the only website I have ever made.

I had this idea for a porn site called consecratedcunt.com which would feature women dressed up like the virgin Mary masturbating and fucking guys dressed up like the disciples & Jesus.  Also, nun/nun, priest/nun, nun/nun/nun, priest/nun/priest, etc. porn scenes.

Wow ...

Praise the Lord and pass the lube...

W3rd ...

I had this idea for a porn site called consecratedcunt.com which would feature women dressed up like the virgin Mary masturbating and fucking guys dressed up like the disciples & Jesus.  Also, nun/nun, priest/nun, nun/nun/nun, priest/nun/priest, etc. porn scenes.

have you seen the (german, of course) porn clip with the priest and the nun and the poo eating? ughhhh.

http://www.1priest1nun.com/

i have to go vomit now.

Actually, it was initially called "Church Of Fudge" ...

Here's another one:
http://redtube.com/24589

It's called "Stretching The Brown Hole" ...
It's got anal, crying, and a good popping noise at the end ...

i know it was called that a while back. i first saw it prolly four or five years ago, way before the 1noun1othernoun trend started.

in any case, people eating vomit or shit are the only kinds of videos that literally make me dry heave/sometimes vomit. i can watch people getting shit on or puked on and not be bothered but if someone picks it up and starts eating it's all over for me.

"Stretching The Brown Hole"

rating: F-

reasons: her fake ass moans are annoying, and his dick looks like a terd.

Hahahaha ....
Someone posted that to me thinking "Dave would like this!" ...
I agree with you ...

Sarah, after being an NYC paramedic for as long as I was, NOTHING truly shocks me anymore ...

Even the fact that our president was born in Nigeria?

Then he couldn't be president ...

Man, so matter-of-fact about it. Nothing does shock you!

I'm pregnant.

I might be too.

I'm pregnant.

i thought you were just fat.

I'm sorry, but 13Cs getting pregnant would be comedy on the order of Danzig getting engaged and Bagman getting laid.

So, uhm ...
Wow ...

~blink

I'm sorry, but 13Cs getting pregnant would be comedy on the order of Danzig getting engaged and Bagman getting laid.

I couldn't have kids.  Ew! Sick! Nasty!  My gay friend told me as I walked to the water fountain that I looked too good to ruin my body with child bearing.  He said I would get a FAVA if I did. "Fat Above Vagina Area"  I thought it was called a ponch.

ponch.

i though it was a pooch?

and a FUPA? fat upper pussy area.

Didn't y'all watch any bad afrocentric movies in the 90s? They're called hoochies with poochies.

I think pooch or paunch are both acceptable. Never heard of ponch.

I guess things are called different things in different parts of the country.  I have saddle bags starting to come in and I think that is called muffin top in other places.  Now it is time to go walk for a hour.

Yeah, paunch is the one I'm familiar with.

I'm familiar with none of those names, i just call it all flab.

Yeah, paunch is the one I'm familiar with.