I just re-read, "take care of my two plants, my two cats, and me.." and stifled a laugh. Kyle has turned into a 35+ woman from match.com.
Muffintops are sexy. And useful. You can carry your lighter on one side and an emergency cig on the other.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
He's already said he doesn't mind, he just uses his nose as a prybar ...