I meant more along the lines of the options presented. I'm not planning to sleep on a park bench or passed out drunk on a lawn to get eaten alive.
Honestly dude, you're one of the people whose visit to Antigua should create the least drama. People talk about
me being somewhat "unburnable" on this board, but can anybody think of someone more universally liked/respected than Emp? Me either.
Let's bear in mind that unless I pay for a transit slip for the entire time we're there I will be anchored offshore. Of course, we could share the cost of a slip, someone could have the private berth, there's the drop down setee, a crew berth, I could rig two hammocks on deck, and we'd have AC in the cabin but that would still put us ashore where there will be bugs. And I don't relish the thought of partying until 2am and then trying to pilot a zodiac back out to anchor in a drunken state where I wouldn't even consider driving a car. So it's a bit of a pickle...
* FAH-Q doesn't understand... the fuck is this "slip" business?
I will do my best to be topless on the beach
Sounds good!
Also, I do not want to stay with Luke. Just don't. Don't want to stay in the same house as him and I don't really want to be on the same beach with him at the same time where I can see him.
Not to be a dick, but it seems to me like this is your problem, and not Luke's. As I mentioned before, this is MY island, and I welcome you all. If anyone has a problem with anyone else, that's fine, deal with it as you see fit. But if anyone's looking for me to set this trip up so that nobody is around anyone they don't like... well, sorry... I guess. This is the Caribbean and that's not how it works down here. On an 108 square mile island, you see and deal with people you're not fond of all the time. You wanna be part of this L-G jaunt? Deal with whoever else is coming. OR come visit on your own terms, and without the crowd! That goes for everyone: I'd be happy as fuck to host all, or any, or whichever of you would like to check out the island.
I know for a fact that hip will not come if banal goes.
See above.
How come housing prices are higher in the winter? Do you even have a winter there?
No, and that's the whole reason! "Winter" here is the coolest time of the year, fucking GORGEOUS weather, and shit fucking weather everywhere that sends us tourists. Tourists flock here in the "cold" months cuz our cold months are great, and their cold months are depressing.
No actually I've been considering broaching this subject.
Again, see above.
Zoomie, it'll be fine.
That's the fuckin' spirit! And let me point something out: we're talking about whether people's silly board-squabbles will be a factor in the enjoyment of the whole group ON A FUCKING GORGEOUS ISLAND IN THE BEAUTIFUL CARIBBEAN SEA! Get over it, fuckers. THE WATER IS TURQUOISE! THE DRINKS ARE COLD! THE GRILLED MEAT IS HOT AND DELICIOUS! STFU AND STFU AND S... T... F... U...!