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Re: Budgets Reply #60 on: November 19, 2009, 10:19:45 PM
I will cook for any girl who walks around topless and any guy who doesn't


I'm not interested in this time away being a he-says, she-says festival. Can all potential guests who have issues please arrange to leave them behind or at least agree to let each other have a good time before showing up.
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Re: Budgets Reply #61 on: November 19, 2009, 11:41:40 PM
When I get an apology from Luke for being an annoying asshole in Japan, on purpose, I will set my issues aside.  Until then I will remain pissed.  I cannot allow men to act like they can run the show and do bullshit to me whenever and however they like.  It is unacceptable.



Re: Budgets Reply #62 on: November 20, 2009, 01:31:53 AM
I'm figuring out at the moment whether I can do a World Tour late 2010, and another one in October 2011. I'd like to spend Christmas in Ireland at least once more before I die.

Stay tuned.



Re: Budgets Reply #63 on: November 20, 2009, 02:14:13 AM
I meant more along the lines of the options presented.  I'm not planning to sleep on a park bench or passed out drunk on a lawn to get eaten alive.

Honestly dude, you're one of the people whose visit to Antigua should create the least drama. People talk about me being somewhat "unburnable" on this board, but can anybody think of someone more universally liked/respected than Emp? Me either.

Let's bear in mind that unless I pay for a transit slip for the entire time we're there I will be anchored offshore. Of course, we could share the cost of a slip, someone could have the private berth, there's the drop down setee, a crew berth, I could rig two hammocks on deck, and we'd have AC in the cabin but that would still put us ashore where there will be bugs. And I don't relish the thought of partying until 2am and then trying to pilot a zodiac back out to anchor in a drunken state where I wouldn't even consider driving a car. So it's a bit of a pickle...
* FAH-Q doesn't understand... the fuck is this "slip" business?

I will do my best to be topless on the beach

Sounds good!

Also, I do not want to stay with Luke.  Just don't.  Don't want to stay in the same house as him and I don't really want to be on the same beach with him at the same time where I can see him.

Not to be a dick, but it seems to me like this is your problem, and not Luke's. As I mentioned before, this is MY island, and I welcome you all. If anyone has a problem with anyone else, that's fine, deal with it as you see fit. But if anyone's looking for me to set this trip up so that nobody is around anyone they don't like... well, sorry... I guess. This is the Caribbean and that's not how it works down here. On an 108 square mile island, you see and deal with people you're not fond of all the time. You wanna be part of this L-G jaunt? Deal with whoever else is coming. OR come visit on your own terms, and without the crowd! That goes for everyone: I'd be happy as fuck to host all, or any, or whichever of you would like to check out the island.


I know for a fact that hip will not come if banal goes.

See above.

How come housing prices are higher in the winter? Do you even have a winter there?

No, and that's the whole reason! "Winter" here is the coolest time of the year, fucking GORGEOUS weather, and shit fucking weather everywhere that sends us tourists. Tourists flock here in the "cold" months cuz our cold months are great, and their cold months are depressing.

No actually I've been considering broaching this subject.

Again, see above.

Zoomie, it'll be fine.

That's the fuckin' spirit! And let me point something out: we're talking about whether people's silly board-squabbles will be a factor in the enjoyment of the whole group ON A FUCKING GORGEOUS ISLAND IN THE BEAUTIFUL CARIBBEAN SEA! Get over it, fuckers. THE WATER IS TURQUOISE! THE DRINKS ARE COLD! THE GRILLED MEAT IS HOT AND DELICIOUS! STFU AND STFU AND S... T... F... U...!
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Re: Budgets Reply #64 on: November 20, 2009, 02:16:04 AM
but can anybody think of someone more universally liked/respected than Emp?

+33/-2 kinda says it all, dunnit?
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Re: Budgets Reply #65 on: November 20, 2009, 03:35:51 AM
Everybody who drives on the right already has experience driving on the left.  So it's only the local rules and style that would be an issue.

I have experience driving on the right, but that doesnt mean I was any good at it.

That's why I happily defer to anyone willing to drive me around countries that drive on the right.



Re: Budgets Reply #66 on: November 20, 2009, 03:53:46 AM
...and six of you will happily defer to my drunk skunt driving you around in my seven-seater!
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Re: Budgets Reply #67 on: November 20, 2009, 06:21:21 AM
A slip. You know, so if a few friends and I live on the boat while we're in Antigua we can be afforded the same, or nearly the same luxuries as those who wish to take a hotel or villa. Running water, air conditioning, etc. Drunken boating in the dark is never a good idea.
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Re: Budgets Reply #68 on: November 20, 2009, 08:58:23 AM
When I get an apology from Luke for being an annoying asshole in Japan, on purpose, I will set my issues aside.

I'm sorry for being an annoying asshole.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Budgets Reply #69 on: November 20, 2009, 08:59:48 AM
* FAH-Q doesn't understand... the fuck is this "slip" business?



It's for boats.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Budgets Reply #70 on: November 20, 2009, 10:13:08 AM
Also, I do not want to stay with Luke.  Just don't.  Don't want to stay in the same house as him and I don't really want to be on the same beach with him at the same time where I can see him.

Not to be a dick, but it seems to me like this is your problem, and not Luke's. As I mentioned before, this is MY island, and I welcome you all. If anyone has a problem with anyone else, that's fine, deal with it as you see fit. But if anyone's looking for me to set this trip up so that nobody is around anyone they don't like... well, sorry... I guess. This is the Caribbean and that's not how it works down here. On an 108 square mile island, you see and deal with people you're not fond of all the time. You wanna be part of this L-G jaunt? Deal with whoever else is coming. OR come visit on your own terms, and without the crowd! That goes for everyone: I'd be happy as fuck to host all, or any, or whichever of you would like to check out the island.

When I get an apology from Luke for being an annoying asshole in Japan, on purpose, I will set my issues aside.

I'm sorry for being an annoying asshole.

I don't live on your island Si, I live in Texas.  Therefore I got my requested apology.



Re: Budgets Reply #71 on: November 20, 2009, 10:19:42 AM
I'm sorry for having red hair
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Re: Budgets Reply #72 on: November 20, 2009, 10:45:04 AM
I'm sorry that Dave will never leave JAX, or see my boobs.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Budgets Reply #73 on: November 20, 2009, 10:57:40 AM
everything Dave says is mostly false
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Re: Budgets Reply #74 on: November 20, 2009, 12:55:32 PM
A slip. You know, so if a few friends and I live on the boat while we're in Antigua we can be afforded the same, or nearly the same luxuries as those who wish to take a hotel or villa. Running water, air conditioning, etc. Drunken boating in the dark is never a good idea.

I'm pretty sure you'd wanna just anchor offshore, which is free. A slip would probably run you way more than just getting a hotel room.

I don't live on your island Si, I live in Texas.  Therefore I got my requested apology.

Fair enough! Man I was drunk last night!
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Re: Budgets Reply #75 on: November 20, 2009, 05:29:13 PM
I'm pretty sure you'd wanna just anchor offshore, which is free. A slip would probably run you way more than just getting a hotel room.

And as I said, I have absolutely no problem with that. But getting home in the dark in an 8' zodiac after drinking you fuckers into a coma is not my idea of a good time...
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Re: Budgets Reply #76 on: November 20, 2009, 06:35:04 PM
I'm sorry that Dave will never leave JAX, or see my boobs.

Keep thinking that ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Budgets Reply #77 on: November 20, 2009, 08:58:45 PM
Yeah, I have a confirmed sighting of Dave in St Augustine...



Re: Budgets Reply #78 on: November 20, 2009, 10:38:35 PM
As well as other places ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Budgets Reply #79 on: November 20, 2009, 10:44:46 PM
The Safeway one county over doesn't count as leaving JAX Dave.



Re: Budgets Reply #80 on: November 21, 2009, 03:31:47 AM
Fernandina Beach to fix Suzie's computer doesn't count either.
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Re: Budgets Reply #81 on: November 22, 2009, 02:39:40 PM
She's in FLAGLER BEACH, I travel to Fernandina Beach every Monday, and Mosh and I went to Cedar Key, halfway across Florida ...

Any credit here at all?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Budgets Reply #82 on: November 22, 2009, 03:13:00 PM
Totally, dude! Also, the other day I drove all the way to English Harbour.

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Re: Budgets Reply #83 on: November 22, 2009, 03:14:12 PM
...and back! The same night, even!
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Re: Budgets Reply #84 on: November 22, 2009, 03:26:56 PM
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Re: Budgets Reply #85 on: November 22, 2009, 06:12:18 PM
How far is it?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Budgets Reply #86 on: November 22, 2009, 06:20:22 PM
Takes about 40 minutes to drive.
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Re: Budgets Reply #87 on: November 22, 2009, 06:52:38 PM
That's not too bad ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Budgets Reply #88 on: November 22, 2009, 09:53:56 PM
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I'm sorry for having red hair
Never be sorry for this sexy addition.






Re: Budgets Reply #89 on: November 23, 2009, 08:48:24 AM
Like yours.  Only different.