swEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

That's my favourite scene in that whole fucking piece of shit movie.

Bookish Girl (as she's credited) is Jane Silvia, and in my very humble opinion, a lot more boneable than Linda Cardellini.

Mostly because she looks like Zia McCabe.

Yeah I can see that. I completely forgot that scene from the movie.

She looks kinda like Iga Wyrwal...

Sorry Mosher, There are like two photos of Jane Silvia Epstein on the web and that's one of them. You fail.

I think he breaks even with this one.

Yeah I'm sure in RooLand she gets hawtness points because she let Grover bang her in the ass...

Grover really let himself go.

Yeah he's looking kinda spherical. No offense.

Sorry Mosher, There are like two photos of Jane Silvia Epstein on the web and that's one of them. You fail.

No, you miss the point. I want a Velma to LOOK like a Velma, not some generic hottie dressed down.

Ok, I really have to admit something to you guys ...

Here goes ...

* Thrash clears throat ...

I REEEEALY thought that we were gonna have another thread like this one again:
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=1465.0

yes... but would it shock you ?

Good question ...

NOTHING truly shocks me anymore ...

There's that as well ...

I'd just like watch the other one crawl round on the ground searching for her glasses.
Smoke a spliff and decide how I could amuse myself. probably sthg involving handcuffs, Scoobie and a tin of dogfood being smeared.

Thats not sick, is it?

No, we do that ALL the time....

No, we do that ALL the time....

Including the bit with razor blades?
And elderly women?

especially elderly women.

especially elderly women.

My specialty.

The girl my ex cheated on me with looked like velma dinkley.



I kind of want to die because of it.  

bitch wasn't even that cute. At least if she was hot it would have been a littl easier to take.

I'm never going to get the image of her cellulite ridden ass out of my head.

There, there, Zoomie make it all betta...

The girl my ex cheated on me with looked like velma dinkley.

I kind of want to die because of it.  

bitch wasn't even that cute. At least if she was hot it would have been a littl easier to take.

I'm never going to get the image of her cellulite ridden ass out of my head.

Wait, is this the ex you were with for 10 years?

Because if so, woah.

The girl my ex cheated on me with looked like velma dinkley.

I kind of want to die because of it.  

bitch wasn't even that cute. At least if she was hot it would have been a littl easier to take.

I'm never going to get the image of her cellulite ridden ass out of my head.

Wait, is this the ex you were with for 10 years?

Because if so, woah.

yea.

So I take it you were involved in some coitus interruptus?

Harsh.

Those of you who know how capable I am of insanity know that I would blow my boyfriend's balls off if I walked in on him fucking another girl.  My ex-fiance walked in on me almost doing it with another guy and he just cried... so yea.. that's all the experience I bring to the table.

Man, I don't even know what I'd do. On the one hand if she's cheating on me or even about to then it's over, end of story. That said, I have a nasty fucking temper.

Ugh yeah. It's really hard to explain all the shit that went down. I'm not even sure what i'm going to do.. right now we're living as roommates. He sleeps on the couch. I pay less of the bills.

I'm starting to think love and relationships are over rated.  I don't want to ever give my heart away again. Maybe i'll just become a massive slut or a crazy cat lady. .. but.. i don't really like cats. 

You've missed one option: Dominant Bull Dyke.

Even though I think you're far too cute for that, a dozen or so severe barroom brawls will ugly you up sufficiently.

9 months on meth sounds like more fun for the same result.