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I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


IAN? THANK YOU!!!(Read 4879 times)
IAN? THANK YOU!!! on: December 09, 2009, 04:59:28 AM
FUCK, i'm sotned and drunk and the ONLY music that will do is Rammstein,

and THANK YOU for reminding me of them!!!

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Re: IAN? THANK YOU!!! Reply #1 on: December 09, 2009, 05:16:48 AM
Gern geschehen.

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Re: IAN? THANK YOU!!! Reply #2 on: December 09, 2009, 05:21:04 AM
Now THAT is frickin' SEXY!

Of course, it may just be the masochistic mood i'm in, but i don't think so.

(i know ~ that's what they ALL say!)
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Re: IAN? THANK YOU!!! Reply #3 on: December 09, 2009, 11:53:04 AM
thread title = win.


...or wian.



Re: IAN? THANK YOU!!! Reply #4 on: December 11, 2009, 10:09:39 AM
Of course, it may just be the masochistic mood i'm in, but i don't think so.

I can totally help you out with that.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: IAN? THANK YOU!!! Reply #5 on: December 11, 2009, 10:28:11 AM
Aaa,

these fuktards'll just want pix and vids,

and knowing that someone was going to ENJOY it would sort of ruin the mood for me.

Alas, and woe is me





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Re: IAN? THANK YOU!!! Reply #6 on: December 12, 2009, 08:33:57 AM
Of course, it may just be the masochistic mood i'm in, but i don't think so.

I can totally help you out with that.

I think that watching tricky do sadistic things to another person would give me quite a chuckle......though I wouldn't wanna laugh too hard because a case of the giggles would make keeping an erection quite difficult.
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Re: IAN? THANK YOU!!! Reply #7 on: December 12, 2009, 10:03:16 AM
Oh, HEY!!!

Tricky is going to do sadistic thangs to me???

i am SO there!

did i forget to post the "i think i might be gay" thread here?

Durn the luck!
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Re: IAN? THANK YOU!!! Reply #8 on: December 14, 2009, 12:28:16 AM
Just post it in Dylan's ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: IAN? THANK YOU!!! Reply #9 on: December 14, 2009, 12:32:26 AM
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: IAN? THANK YOU!!! Reply #10 on: February 06, 2010, 04:41:09 PM
Just the name of the band is enough to put a person off ...

"Regretful Morning?"
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Re: IAN? THANK YOU!!! Reply #11 on: February 06, 2010, 05:06:25 PM
I've had a few of those ....
... anyone else?
* Thrash nudges and winks in Sasha, Dylan, and Zoomie's direction *
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: IAN? THANK YOU!!! Reply #12 on: February 06, 2010, 05:20:56 PM
And the REST of L-G raises their eyebrows, 'cuz

WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE!!!

This "Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places" shit DO get old, eh?

Man, give me a Good Friend over a Hot Lover, ANY DAY ~

not real sure where I was going with this ~ my dad has a movie on which means we are in immenient peril of losing all of the glass objects d'art, as well as any windows, so thinking?  Yeah.  Where was I?
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Re: IAN? THANK YOU!!! Reply #13 on: February 06, 2010, 05:47:08 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: IAN? THANK YOU!!! Reply #14 on: February 06, 2010, 05:53:50 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not the "Teacher Noises", again!

<~ wEnders if killing self, after smoking a couple of grams of OK, would actually "hurt"
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Re: IAN? THANK YOU!!! Reply #15 on: February 08, 2010, 12:56:23 AM
WhaWhaWhatAreYouTalkingAbout?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: IAN? THANK YOU!!! Reply #16 on: February 08, 2010, 01:37:25 PM
Remember a long time ago, y'all said my posts reminded you of the Teacher Noises from Charlie Brown?

Am I sounding that way, again, or was that a reference to something ELSE?
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Re: IAN? THANK YOU!!! Reply #17 on: February 08, 2010, 05:48:44 PM
No, you are ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: IAN? THANK YOU!!! Reply #18 on: February 09, 2010, 12:00:43 PM
Ah.

Sorry about that.
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Re: IAN? THANK YOU!!! Reply #19 on: February 09, 2010, 03:58:30 PM
W3rd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: IAN? THANK YOU!!! Reply #20 on: February 11, 2010, 03:47:41 AM
WOW........I mean.......fuck......huh?  Wait, I think I get........nope, I don't.......yeah, that's all I can say after a "wEndErz" post.
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Re: IAN? THANK YOU!!! Reply #21 on: February 12, 2010, 01:38:27 PM
I still don't get this thread ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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