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Quote from: Zoomie's TSi Signature
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own daddy can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree. It makes perfect sense.


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Re: (attempted facebook status that apparently was too long): Si... Reply #30 on: December 18, 2009, 06:49:26 PM
*shrug*

I was taught there is only one God, all religions are just different ways of worshipping the same God.

The Romans seem a sure bet for hard drinks and soft women though.



Re: (attempted facebook status that apparently was too long): Si... Reply #31 on: December 18, 2009, 07:00:05 PM
There are as many Gods as people believe there are Gods.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: (attempted facebook status that apparently was too long): Si... Reply #32 on: December 18, 2009, 07:03:05 PM
Lucas prays to me every night, but I'm an obstinate deity who ignores his pleas.



Re: (attempted facebook status that apparently was too long): Si... Reply #33 on: December 18, 2009, 07:56:31 PM
Oh stop picking on Luke and fuck him in his ass already...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: (attempted facebook status that apparently was too long): Si... Reply #34 on: December 18, 2009, 08:33:37 PM
Oh stop picking on Luke and fuck him in his ass already...

Thanks for the concern, Zooms, but I'll be alright w/o buttsex this Christmas.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: (attempted facebook status that apparently was too long): Si... Reply #35 on: December 19, 2009, 02:50:39 AM
He has never prayed for buttsex.  I will announce it to the world if he does, for I am a deity that is easily amused by sexual deviance.



Re: (attempted facebook status that apparently was too long): Si... Reply #36 on: December 19, 2009, 09:18:47 AM
my god rides a skateboard.

or silvia saint. I forget.



Re: (attempted facebook status that apparently was too long): Si... Reply #37 on: December 19, 2009, 10:30:28 AM
My god is a wagon fulla pancakes.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!