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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #30 on: December 22, 2009, 12:14:33 PM
Ha ha!

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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #31 on: December 22, 2009, 01:10:52 PM
I KNEW IT!!! You're a 40 year old guy named Vijay. Like this guy:

crank dat curry sauce
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #32 on: December 22, 2009, 06:08:26 PM
Kinda, but my moustache is sexier, i rap better and my name is Ashok, not Vijay.

B)
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #33 on: December 22, 2009, 08:29:59 PM
Yeah, it DOES explain the stache and brow ...
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #34 on: December 23, 2009, 12:41:19 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on December 20, 2009, 07:27:15 AM
She is a virgin, I'm infected, and I'm perfectly fine with a no sex relationship with her.

Please dear god somebody put this in the quotebox now thx
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #35 on: December 23, 2009, 10:26:46 AM
What makes him think she's fine with a no sex relationship though?
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #36 on: December 23, 2009, 10:43:52 AM
She's seen his pic.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #37 on: December 23, 2009, 11:09:03 AM
Oh, a decent burn.  *golf clap*

I meant no sex FOR NOW.  I at least gotta wait til she is legal.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #38 on: December 23, 2009, 01:19:09 PM
I thought 17 was legal in Maine.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #39 on: December 23, 2009, 02:37:23 PM
NOW he's worried about what's legal???
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #40 on: December 23, 2009, 02:51:05 PM
What's 17 stone in metric ?
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #41 on: December 23, 2009, 04:22:35 PM
Quote from: (_)_)===D on December 23, 2009, 01:19:09 PM
I thought 17 was legal in Maine.

Maine law:
A person is guilty of sexual abuse of a minor if:

A. Having attained the age of 19 years, the person engages in a sexual act with another person, not the actor's spouse, who has attained the age of 14 years but has not attained the age of 16 years, provided that the actor is at least 5 years older than the other person; or

B. Having attained the age of 21 years, the person engages in a sexual act with another person, not the actor's spouse, who has attained the age of 16 years but not the age of 18 years, and is a student enrolled in a private or public elementary, secondary or special education school, facility or institution and the actor is a teacher, employee or other official in the school district, school union, educational unit, school, facility or institution in which the student is enrolled.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #42 on: December 23, 2009, 04:40:26 PM
Hmmm... very complicated. Oh well, with all the uneducated backwoods rednecks up there, you can rest assured that it's probably the second or third most broken law in the state...
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #43 on: December 23, 2009, 04:44:44 PM
Quote from: banal on December 23, 2009, 02:51:05 PM
What's 17 stone in metric ?

Little over 108kg
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #44 on: December 23, 2009, 07:34:11 PM
Ye gods, that's Ian territory
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #45 on: December 23, 2009, 07:39:40 PM
That's about what I weigh.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #46 on: December 23, 2009, 07:49:47 PM
but you're as wide as you are tall
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #47 on: December 23, 2009, 08:04:10 PM
Like you said, Ian territory!
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #48 on: December 24, 2009, 07:58:39 AM
Show us ya tits !
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #49 on: December 24, 2009, 11:46:06 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on December 23, 2009, 04:22:35 PM
Quote from: (_)_)===D on December 23, 2009, 01:19:09 PM
I thought 17 was legal in Maine.

Maine law:
A person is guilty of sexual abuse of a minor if:

A. Having attained the age of 19 years, the person engages in a sexual act with another person, not the actor's spouse, who has attained the age of 14 years but has not attained the age of 16 years, provided that the actor is at least 5 years older than the other person; or

B. Having attained the age of 21 years, the person engages in a sexual act with another person, not the actor's spouse, who has attained the age of 16 years but not the age of 18 years, and is a student enrolled in a private or public elementary, secondary or special education school, facility or institution and the actor is a teacher, employee or other official in the school district, school union, educational unit, school, facility or institution in which the student is enrolled.


So, she's not even 16?
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #50 on: December 24, 2009, 02:32:17 PM
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #51 on: December 24, 2009, 03:56:54 PM
Quote from: taiko on December 24, 2009, 11:46:06 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on December 23, 2009, 04:22:35 PM
Quote from: (_)_)===D on December 23, 2009, 01:19:09 PM
I thought 17 was legal in Maine.

Maine law:
A person is guilty of sexual abuse of a minor if:

A. Having attained the age of 19 years, the person engages in a sexual act with another person, not the actor's spouse, who has attained the age of 14 years but has not attained the age of 16 years, provided that the actor is at least 5 years older than the other person; or

B. Having attained the age of 21 years, the person engages in a sexual act with another person, not the actor's spouse, who has attained the age of 16 years but not the age of 18 years, and is a student enrolled in a private or public elementary, secondary or special education school, facility or institution and the actor is a teacher, employee or other official in the school district, school union, educational unit, school, facility or institution in which the student is enrolled.


So, she's not even 16?

I think he thinks he's a teacher at her high school.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #52 on: December 24, 2009, 04:15:00 PM
Or a very clever actor ...
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #53 on: December 25, 2009, 09:13:33 PM
... or on drugs.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #54 on: December 25, 2009, 09:23:01 PM
...or that it takes any amount of mad pimpin' skillz to pick up a teenaged girl...
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #55 on: December 26, 2009, 10:11:50 AM
ive been to maine. ive seen the mongoloids that live there, please don't add to that by reproducing

Wait. is that even possible for you? I assume your balls are the size of raisins by now.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #56 on: December 27, 2009, 02:28:34 AM
Compared to yours they probably look as if they are.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #57 on: December 27, 2009, 09:37:18 AM
They are indeed the size of kiwis
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #58 on: December 27, 2009, 11:15:20 AM
Yes. The approximate dimensions of Geek's balls are:

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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #59 on: December 27, 2009, 12:11:43 PM
and as hairy!
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