Ha ha!

BUSTED!

I KNEW IT!!! You're a 40 year old guy named Vijay. Like this guy:

crank dat curry sauce

Kinda, but my moustache is sexier, i rap better and my name is Ashok, not Vijay.

B)

Yeah, it DOES explain the stache and brow ...

She is a virgin, I'm infected, and I'm perfectly fine with a no sex relationship with her.

Please dear god somebody put this in the quotebox now thx

What makes him think she's fine with a no sex relationship though?

She's seen his pic.

Oh, a decent burn.  *golf clap*

I meant no sex FOR NOW.  I at least gotta wait til she is legal.

I thought 17 was legal in Maine.

NOW he's worried about what's legal???

What's 17 stone in metric ?

I thought 17 was legal in Maine.

Maine law:
A person is guilty of sexual abuse of a minor if:

A. Having attained the age of 19 years, the person engages in a sexual act with another person, not the actor's spouse, who has attained the age of 14 years but has not attained the age of 16 years, provided that the actor is at least 5 years older than the other person; or

B. Having attained the age of 21 years, the person engages in a sexual act with another person, not the actor's spouse, who has attained the age of 16 years but not the age of 18 years, and is a student enrolled in a private or public elementary, secondary or special education school, facility or institution and the actor is a teacher, employee or other official in the school district, school union, educational unit, school, facility or institution in which the student is enrolled.

Hmmm... very complicated. Oh well, with all the uneducated backwoods rednecks up there, you can rest assured that it's probably the second or third most broken law in the state...

What's 17 stone in metric ?

Little over 108kg

Ye gods, that's Ian territory

That's about what I weigh.

but you're as wide as you are tall

Like you said, Ian territory!

Show us ya tits !

I thought 17 was legal in Maine.

Maine law:
A person is guilty of sexual abuse of a minor if:

A. Having attained the age of 19 years, the person engages in a sexual act with another person, not the actor's spouse, who has attained the age of 14 years but has not attained the age of 16 years, provided that the actor is at least 5 years older than the other person; or

B. Having attained the age of 21 years, the person engages in a sexual act with another person, not the actor's spouse, who has attained the age of 16 years but not the age of 18 years, and is a student enrolled in a private or public elementary, secondary or special education school, facility or institution and the actor is a teacher, employee or other official in the school district, school union, educational unit, school, facility or institution in which the student is enrolled.

So, she's not even 16?

I thought 17 was legal in Maine.

Maine law:
A person is guilty of sexual abuse of a minor if:

A. Having attained the age of 19 years, the person engages in a sexual act with another person, not the actor's spouse, who has attained the age of 14 years but has not attained the age of 16 years, provided that the actor is at least 5 years older than the other person; or

B. Having attained the age of 21 years, the person engages in a sexual act with another person, not the actor's spouse, who has attained the age of 16 years but not the age of 18 years, and is a student enrolled in a private or public elementary, secondary or special education school, facility or institution and the actor is a teacher, employee or other official in the school district, school union, educational unit, school, facility or institution in which the student is enrolled.

So, she's not even 16?

I think he thinks he's a teacher at her high school.

Or a very clever actor ...

... or on drugs.

...or that it takes any amount of mad pimpin' skillz to pick up a teenaged girl...

ive been to maine. ive seen the mongoloids that live there, please don't add to that by reproducing

Wait. is that even possible for you? I assume your balls are the size of raisins by now.

Compared to yours they probably look as if they are.

They are indeed the size of kiwis

Yes. The approximate dimensions of Geek's balls are:

and as hairy!