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So, Larry King is getting his 8th divorce, Elizabeth Taylor is possibly getting married for a 9th time, Jesse James and Tiger Woods are screwing EVERYTHING, yet the idea of SAME-SEX MARRIAGE is what is going to destroy the institution of marriage?!?! REALLY?!?!


Ze Danzig gossip(Read 55389 times)
Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #150 on: February 17, 2010, 02:58:27 PM
... and she's ok with the HPV; sounds like a winner!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #151 on: February 17, 2010, 03:15:44 PM
Shhhhh, that we will find out about in good time, good time....
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #152 on: February 17, 2010, 04:23:09 PM
Make with the pics, dood!
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #153 on: February 17, 2010, 04:29:39 PM
Yeah, right ...

... I'm willing to bet a girl is NOT good with imminent infection
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #154 on: February 17, 2010, 04:36:23 PM
Me:   What if you couldn't have sex with a guy, would you still like him?
Her:   of course! sex isnt everything. i could care less about sex.


Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #155 on: February 17, 2010, 04:37:40 PM
Yeah right. If she can't get the dick from you she'll get it from someone else. They're just like us. They just don't like to admit it.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #156 on: February 17, 2010, 04:38:36 PM
Yeah right. If she can't get the dick from you she'll get it from someone else. They're just like us. They just don't like to admit it.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #157 on: February 17, 2010, 05:04:38 PM
STOP CRUSHING MY DREAMS YOU FUCKS
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #158 on: February 17, 2010, 05:37:38 PM
Drug use beat us to it.  This is the epilogue.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #159 on: February 17, 2010, 05:41:55 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #160 on: February 17, 2010, 06:46:03 PM
Just being honest. Want us to lie and build your hopes?
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #161 on: February 17, 2010, 09:28:39 PM
Wait, so you can't bone another chick ever?
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #162 on: February 18, 2010, 02:19:02 AM
yea, I don't get this either.  I'm with someone right now who knows I have herpes and I know that he has nothing.  We also don't use condoms which is his choice.  You only live once my short fat friend.



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #163 on: February 18, 2010, 10:46:21 AM
Drug use beat us to it.  This is the epilogue.

Haha, drug use didn't ruin my life, good sir.

This is the epiloguegone.

INDEEEEEED!

Just being honest. Want us to lie and build your hopes?

I would prefer it.  Just be my narcissistic supply for a moment so I don't have to go elsewhere to fulfill it.

Wait, so you can't bone another chick ever?

Of course I can.....if she has the Gardasil vaccine (which she is also getting, along with my last ex, she had it also), has HPV, or just doesn't care.  Then yes, I can still fuck.

yea, I don't get this either.  I'm with someone right now who knows I have herpes and I know that he has nothing.  We also don't use condoms which is his choice.  You only live once my short fat friend.

I realize this, and I don't plan on stopping my conquest. 

Pic:

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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #164 on: February 18, 2010, 01:07:55 PM
Conquest?  I could work that situation out with a Barbie doll, some lipgloss, and a couple bottles of Boone's Farm.



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #165 on: February 18, 2010, 02:53:22 PM
That sounds like the recipe for a fun night!
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #166 on: February 18, 2010, 03:02:08 PM
You only live once my short fat friend.

BTW, I'm not short, horseface.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #167 on: February 18, 2010, 03:05:07 PM
See, here's the thing; he's in his mid 20's and seducing teen girls ...
They don't know shit-all about what's actually going on ...

It's all crystal clear to me now ...

PS: Sasha claims she has never passed the herp to anyone; I'm assuming due to drugs, which don't work for HPV; Gardisil's still up-in-the-air ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #168 on: February 18, 2010, 03:16:37 PM
Up-in-the-air?  Define.

"HPV types 6 and 11 cause about 90% of genital warts cases".....gardasil protects against 6 and 11.  So there is only a 10% chance of infection if you're vaccinated.

See, here's the thing; he's in his mid 20's and seducing teen girls ...
They don't know shit-all about what's actually going on ...

It's all crystal clear to me now ...

Just now?  Yes, I'm attracted to older teenage girls and it just so happens that they are much easier to influence than females my age, so fuck yeah I'm gonna take advantage of my smarts and my charisma to win over a young chicklet.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #169 on: February 18, 2010, 03:21:01 PM
...or you could work at not being a fat, unemployed drug addict.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #170 on: February 18, 2010, 03:25:09 PM
There's always that ...

Anyway; 10% is not considered a good rate of "immunization" by any standard ...
IE: Is I had a 10% chance of knocking a girl up, I'd not do it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #171 on: February 18, 2010, 03:51:12 PM
Brian:  Isn't there some cancer that's supposed to be killing you some time soon?

Dave:  True, but I rarely ever win when I get the 1:5 lottery tickets. 
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #172 on: February 18, 2010, 03:54:45 PM
Are you asking me if I will die as an independent adult ?
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #173 on: February 18, 2010, 03:58:45 PM
No, I'm telling you to STFU.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #174 on: February 18, 2010, 04:26:49 PM
Telling me ? I'm not some older teenage girl.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #175 on: February 18, 2010, 05:17:51 PM
Just now?  Yes, I'm attracted to older teenage girls and it just so happens that they are much easier to influence than females my age, and more on my maturity level.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #176 on: February 18, 2010, 06:06:31 PM
She's very cute and apparently a little chubby. Ah to be 25 again...
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #177 on: February 18, 2010, 06:42:38 PM
Just now?  Yes, I'm attracted to older teenage girls and it just so happens that they are much easier to influence than females my age, and more on my maturity level.

Actually, she's more mature than a lot of the older girls I've been with.

She's very cute and apparently a little chubby. Ah to be 25 again...

Yes, she has a really perfect amount of chub.

Oh, and some serious juggs that I'm really digging:

More cleavage:
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #178 on: February 18, 2010, 06:52:41 PM
She looks different in every pic, however, I can see where she's an "easy target" ...
... how old is she, maybe 18?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #179 on: February 18, 2010, 06:57:54 PM
15 October 1992
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.