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I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


Ze Danzig gossip(Read 55237 times)
Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #300 on: March 29, 2010, 03:46:06 AM
The funny thing is, I only actually type with six fingers and two thumbs. Both little fingers never touch the keyboard, which is likely due to being self-taught to touch-type.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #301 on: March 29, 2010, 04:43:57 AM
I was just ribbin', man, but that actually makes it funny ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #302 on: March 29, 2010, 09:13:32 PM
You should see me type, it looks pretty retarded. But still l actually type fairly fast.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #303 on: March 30, 2010, 04:11:32 PM
I know a hunt-n-peck typer that's pretty quick as well ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #304 on: March 30, 2010, 04:35:52 PM
I never use my little fingers when typing either.



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #305 on: March 30, 2010, 05:14:07 PM
Rock the fuck on, fellow strange person. BTW I'm not actually a hunt-n-pecker - I touch type, I just don't start with my fingers on the "right" keys.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #306 on: March 31, 2010, 01:05:44 AM
I don't either, however, from playing guitar, bass, and piano I'm pretty quick with the digits ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #307 on: April 01, 2010, 09:27:49 AM
I only use my little fingers on the Shift key.  Other than that, they float around most of the time.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #308 on: April 01, 2010, 05:49:03 PM
« Last Edit: April 01, 2010, 05:49:25 PM by Doormouse »



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #309 on: April 01, 2010, 06:06:10 PM
Damn, you aged quickly ...
Stressful day at work, dear?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #310 on: April 15, 2010, 05:27:57 AM
hey guys! guess how many fingers i can fit up m vag!?@?



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #311 on: April 15, 2010, 06:32:36 AM
34?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #312 on: April 15, 2010, 06:57:26 AM
34
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #313 on: April 15, 2010, 01:26:11 PM
Yeah, I would guess 34 as well ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #314 on: April 15, 2010, 08:31:00 PM
I've got long decently wide fingers... I would say you could fit 7 of my fingers up your vaginal breach.



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #315 on: April 15, 2010, 09:00:13 PM
Uhm, so, who's right?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #316 on: April 15, 2010, 09:15:26 PM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #317 on: April 15, 2010, 11:05:19 PM
She never confirmed ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #318 on: April 16, 2010, 12:47:20 AM
We have more than enough guys to test her claim. Let's do this!



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #319 on: April 16, 2010, 02:11:14 AM
Quote from: Zoomie
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #320 on: April 16, 2010, 08:40:37 PM
What's the sound of seven hands clapping?



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #321 on: April 18, 2010, 07:19:07 PM
 >:(



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #322 on: April 18, 2010, 09:06:43 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #323 on: April 18, 2010, 10:13:19 PM
I remember doing a clean for content about 5 years ago and slamming 100 pound bags of trash out a second floor window into my truck while listening to that song. I think I found a box of antique coins and about 200 CDs on that job. Good times.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #324 on: April 23, 2010, 09:41:35 PM
hey guys! guess how many fingers i can fit up m vag!?@?

1 baby's arm?
« Last Edit: April 23, 2010, 09:42:56 PM by Mosh »



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #325 on: May 01, 2010, 08:31:52 AM
I refer to large penises as "Baby's arm"



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #326 on: May 02, 2010, 03:29:49 PM
It's all whether it is or isn't holding an apple ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #327 on: May 03, 2010, 09:30:53 PM
Kyle is almost single handily responsible for this place.


eh whatever,
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #328 on: May 04, 2010, 12:55:50 PM
Que?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')