Just because YOU understand it doesn't mean it makes fucking sense.  In fact, I would say the opposite.

Yeah other than I typo'd bit by missing out the t, I don't get what's wrong with the sentence.


Hmm maybe you should lay off the cough syrup now D.

I'm just shocked that what I considered one of her dumbest posts ever, Sasha nomin ....
... oh, NM, I get it now

damn you are slow sometimes.

Just because YOU understand it doesn't mean it makes fucking sense.

As has been pointed out, other than the small typo, it does make perfect sense. Should I start nominating quotes from every post referring to movies or tv shows I haven't seen, simply because they're nonsensical to me?

Dylan didn't get the Hugh Laurie - Stephen Fry bit either.

It doesn't make him a moron, it just makes him a backwoods yokel.

To be fair... Dylan IS the guy who would understand how something is 'bi weird'.

To be fair... Dylan IS the guy who would understand how something is 'bi weird'.

Wait what?

(Excuse me for being high as fuck sometimes)

does she know of your penchant for sucking dick?

She's likely young enough to think it's nice that he's open minded

Well it is nice that he's open minded. But I'm gathering that this one isn't a virgin and she knows what a dick tastes like. So yeah, brush before you kiss her.

Praise the Lord and pass the fat girl.

2 10k tanks, both full.

Yes, I am quite the pedant when it comes to free water.

Homeless Joe, Water Baron.

"I done skinned out them kangaroos Mista Brian, jus' like you tol' me... I sho' would like a glass a water, I'm pow'ful thirsty..."

hahaha ....

For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.

This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.

Mosh imitated the way I talk and I do sound like a back woods honky.  But I DO NOT see the president as a nigger.  I see him as an extremely tan white man married to a nigger.

I dont see you as a God fearin''merican, Sasha.

Naturally, she is in Texas after all.

Yeah but my view of Texas is a little skewed... it's kind of like this...

There's Austin, which is cool, people are friendly and open minded... and there's the rest of Texas. But not having travelled extensively in Texas, I'm sure I'm wrong.

Fuck, I'm pissing laughing at the last few posts ...

I DO NOT see the president as a nigger.  I see him as an extremely tan white man married to a nigger.

I've been trying to grow them out for a couple of months now.. it's sad. ginger pubes are weird.

You know. I think this is my first ever nom nom nomination

I think it's only her second or third ..

Who gives a fuck about here. I was talking about me, nominating.

Well, thank you for taking the time to nom nom nominate ...

Sorry tru, youre off the mark there. Try tuning the foil to a different station.

If I'm clean shaven, I look like early 20s ....

If by early 20's you actually mean 37, then youre bang on.

Hahahaha!

Even I laughed at that one ...

Yeah so no more blood and my lungs are way better today. I just asked myself what jesus would do and realized that the motherfucker would just heal himself, so that's what I'm doing.

Hahaha, yes.  Seconded.

It could be just me, but this struck me as funny:

I'm super bloated if anyone cares. (from Current Thoughts)