I used to be a member of Muzic Forums, right?

Some FUCK HEAD, named muzicoid, or something like that, baited me, and fucked with me.

This time?

I don't want to just kick back and let it go.

I wanna KICK THEIR ASS!

Any suggestions? 

Those are awesome!

I haven't used one in years ....
I'll see if I can find a nice, cheap one ...

If I have to get Up Close & Personal,

I'd just use the pistol grip cross bows.

This, however, needs to be something ...

EPIC.

They need to Eat Shit,

THEN Die.

But first, the SHIT EATING!!!

(That, of course, is for my own personal satisfaction, and Emo that I am, I won't actually want any of them to die.

But I want 'em to eat shit, FOR SURE!!!)

Shuuuuut uuuuuuppp, fffffuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

Then you should tie them down and squat over their faces.