Blizzard party on Facebook. Bring booze.

Que?

means you weren't invited, Dave. Get some subtlety for Chrissakes...

Que que?

He said booze, not DXM

i was away in the poconoes for the weekend, didn't get any snow up there! Came home to over two feet. Dug out the house and entire driveway. The snow was above my knees!

How far above your knees?!

We got 30+" here so considering her knees are like 4 feet above the ground, no way it was up to her knees.

The only white stuff I saw today landed on my ti-tays.

You waste good coke like that?

Sure did!

just right above - and we werent too far behind you zooms, almost 27 i think!

dream on, Gigantor...

well considering the snow was up to my butt i think being up to the geek's knees would be about right! (did that make sense?)

I'm trying to imagine that sexual position.

All of the snow in my backyard is piled up into one giant fort!

I wonder what Tru would do with it all ....

WWTD?

today it got blizzard like for a bit. well... as close as to a blizzard i'll ever get. it was pretty thick.


In the morning when we left it was snowing as well, and i got in the car and on the radio they said stuff like 'wet, not too cold, slight chance of sleet'. xD

This is my neighbor who thinks that homeless people might move into the snow fort in my backyard:
http://www.psy.jhu.edu/~hayley/

Is this your way of saying you now have your very own RAPE FORT?!?

Fact.

Tell your neighbor I've got some extracellular dopamine that I need extracted...

To paprphrase Dave, does she do anal? You know, in pursuit of her scientific studies?

DAMMIT, YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!!

I had a whole spiel planned to post about dopamine and pleasure receptors and anal ....


FACT:
The more educated the chick, the more easily it is to talk her into anal ...
(well, supposedly ... educated chicks are usually more open to exploitation according to MANswers)

GEEK SMASH!!@!!



Ok. So the snow was ankle deep. Who's ready for round 2?

You already know I am.

She and her husband discussed their sex life one time my roommates were at a bar with them.  I was more interested in drinking Jameson and writing semi-witty things on American Apparel ads from the city paper, as I recall.

Man, there was this bar slut who used to hang out at the bar by my old house who got dropped off there once and then told us that she just got ass fucked for the first time and wanted to know if there was any cum in her hair.

People are crazy.

She'd look considerably less horsey with cum on her face.

I have never been in a blizzard before.  The only snow I have been in was in Seattle and Portland, and that was for a couple of days and it was only a few inches deep.