I cant get drunk and high. The stomach-churning properties of both those narcotics multiply and assault my gut front on.

This prevented me from getting laid on three separate occasions before I gave up on weed to focus on my drinking

You are one party dude. That's why Fyrer considers you a nemesis. You're the only one here who can challenge her record for getting fucked up.
Wish I could have known you in a previous life buddy. Back in the day ect...

NOOO!  It's HIP that's my nemesis!

The rest of y'all seem like regular peeps, to me!  (Poor THANGS!)

I think you're fixating. Katie is not to be trusted but she can't really be considered a web nemesis.

Just a dork like the rest of us.

* Thrash scratches his chin *

DID i fuck up,

once again?

Well, that's my drunken, high wEnder of the moment.

Please?  Don't just SAY "yes."

Back it up with SOMETHING, okay?

NOOO!  It's HIP that's my nemesis!

Really? How come?

i suppose because we just basically don't connect.

She's more into self,

how things affect HER, in her life,

what they'll MEAN.

i'm not so much that way, 'cuz i don't think i'm anything "special."

I didn't fall for that, when it was presented to me.

I KNOW i'm NOT "All That."

i'm just a regular person, not something special, and it freaks me out when anyone treats me like i'm special.

i consider it a blessing, a miracle in my lifetime, as it were.  lol

Hip thinks she's Special,

that just the fact that she was born and isn't repulsive, and is indeed ATTRACTIVE to folks, is some sort of achievement.

It isn't.

She'll get old, too, and have to deal with the younger gen,

and although she'll sure enough be a milf,

she'll  never be her mate's best friend, 'cuz she can't.

She's her OWN best friend, and doesn't need anything, nor anyONE, else, as far as she can see.

Si?  This isn't right.  I shouldn't say these things,

whether or not they're true.

She's a beautiful young woman,

and she's making her way in life,

as SHE sees fit,

and that's how it SHOULD be.

I'm just a BUTT HURT "old bag." eh?

Thank GOD for tampons to soothe my sore anus!  rofl

i suppose because we just basically don't connect.

She's more into self,

how things affect HER, in her life,

what they'll MEAN, to HER.

i'm not so much that way, 'cuz i don't think i'm anything "special."

I didn't fall for that, when it was presented to me.

Hip thinks she's Special,

that just the fact that she was born and isn't repulsive, and is indeed ATTRACTIVE to folks, is some sort of achievement.

It isn't.

She'll get old, too, and have to deal with the younger gen,

and although she'll sure enough be a milf,

she'll  never be her mate's best friend, 'cuz she can't.

She's her OWN best friend, and doesn't need anything, nor anyONE, else, as far as she can see.

Si?  This isn't right.  I shouldn't say these things,

whether or not they're true.

She's a beautiful young woman,

and she's making her way in life,

as SHE sees fit,

and that's how it SHOULD be.

I'm just a BUTT HURT "old bag." eh?

Thank GOD for tampons to soothe my sore anus!  rofl

* FAH-Q is *proper smashed right now, from various intoxicants. and IT. IS. AWESOME! !

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* 'proper', as in:  'well'/'very' (if you're a brit)... or 'way'/'totally' (if you're a yank)

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...in vaguely related news, for dinner this afternoon/evening I had proper-job fish & chips with tartar sauce and malt vinegar. And I took home a proper-job English-chip-shop Madras chicken curry, which I just ate cuz I'm home and drunk/hungry. Lovely.

D&HCT:

-I'm pretty disappointed in the rest of youse guys as well as myself, for having left this thread out in the cold for so long.

-anyway, the weed here is awesome, now that I have a proper hookup. I took one big spliff with me on a contraband beer run yesterday, and in 165 miles (round trip) I smoked a third on the way, a third on the way back, then still had a good third to smoke afterwards.

-stoned and vaguely drunk tonight, currently drinking a 40 of Superior and about to eat some makeshift nachos

-latinas are sooo fucking hot

-latinas are sooo fucking hot

Sasha once commented in a slightly surprised voice "Luke likes brown girls?!"

Latinas are amazing, but EVERY SINGLE ONE of them is fucking insane.

Yes they are. And too many of them are married to Jesus already...

Women Latinas are amazing, but EVERY SINGLE ONE of them is fucking insane.

Point...

Women Latinas are amazing, but EVERY SINGLE ONE of them is fucking insane.

I can only speak for me when I say, yes I am. And every woman I have ever encountered-- weather in relationships, friendships, relatives, co-workers, one-night-stands, cashiers, bank tellers, whatever-- was also insane.

And I'm not high or drunk. Although I'd like a drink.

Damn; and I can't just "Like" that last post ...

I'd just like to say, that was the *first* time I had ever successfully quoted  something here. And at the moment, I wish I were incredibly drunk and high, and sharing a pile of sheets on a wooden floor with a brown girl.

"D&HCT5: Speaking of speaking of saving money, I'm now horrified at the idea of paying EC$400 for an oz of weed, since I can get reliably good stuff for EC$235/oz these days."

Interesting you use the term oz, isn't there a metric equivalent?

Yes.

>>yes<<

Really, is an Oz a standard term used in the realm and outlying proverbs? 

Does it equate to exactly the same as an oz in the US? Or is it simply borrowing the measure and has some other metric equivalent locoly?

I'm really concerned about these conversion rates.

   

I wasn't answering your question, I was talking to the thread.

That's ok, I was sort of being an ass.

Like I give a fuck about conversion rates. 

I hate weed; I love Cool Beans, and it's cheap ...
I get it for $10-$14 for 4 or 5 ozs ...
... lasts me quite a while as well

I hate weed; I love Cool Beans, and it's cheap ...
I get it for $10-$14 for 4 or 5 ozs ...
... lasts me quite a while as well

You sound like a speed freak.
What the fuck   are  you talking about?

It's "smokable herbal incense" ...
... feels just like weed, but a tad mellower

... look it up

omg I can't believe how fucking drunk I've been this past week.

And wtf don't I like weed anymore? I have more than I can ever smoke and I no longer like the high.

I've been WAAAAYYY too drunk this week ...
... I'm gonna lay back a bit for a few 

Me too man, I've just about been drinking myself to death.

Rest up Dave. I'll be there for lunch Thursday. Call Walmart and tell them to stock up on my porter.