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Hay Zoomie!(Read 6608 times)
Hay Zoomie! on: March 30, 2010, 10:12:48 PM
put that foot fetish of yours to work and find me a cute pair of shoes to go with this dress!



size 9 -9.5 possible ten. preferably wedges or not very high heels.

online order only!

you will be greatly rewarded.





Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #1 on: March 30, 2010, 11:18:49 PM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #2 on: March 30, 2010, 11:54:58 PM
try again. my feet fat will  be hanging out.  :-\



Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #3 on: March 30, 2010, 11:59:14 PM
Hay is for horses. Okay somebody had to say it, might as well have been me ... shoe girl.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #4 on: March 31, 2010, 01:05:05 AM
umm! i'm thinking one of  these










Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #5 on: March 31, 2010, 01:10:50 AM
I like this one.

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Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #6 on: March 31, 2010, 01:13:36 AM
It's not bad ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #7 on: March 31, 2010, 07:59:24 AM
try again. my feet fat will  be hanging out.  :-\

And only you view this as a bad thing.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #8 on: March 31, 2010, 12:33:26 PM
Quote from: Bill Clinton
Now THOSE are some kankles!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #9 on: April 01, 2010, 06:42:34 PM
I like this one.



I like those ones the best.. but might end up going with the frst pair.



Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #10 on: April 01, 2010, 10:53:31 PM
men participating in thread about buying shoes... this thread is on fag alert code red
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Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #11 on: April 01, 2010, 10:55:28 PM
No. It was about a very cute fat girl's feet.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #12 on: April 02, 2010, 01:34:01 AM


I like those ones the best.. but might end up going with the frst pair.

I guess a lot depends on the state of your current wardrobe eh?
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #13 on: April 02, 2010, 11:54:42 AM
i like 1 and 3, 1 the best. especially if you're overweight, as i think the tapered platform styled heel would elongate and slim your legs a touch.

although i don't exactly know what you're working with-- you just always say you're fat.



Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #14 on: April 02, 2010, 01:24:55 PM
She posted a pic of her feet, however, it doesn't give an idea to how jurassic she's become ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')





Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #16 on: April 02, 2010, 10:33:24 PM
All my glassware has someone's logo on them.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #17 on: April 03, 2010, 09:27:16 AM
Same. (Most of them stolen).



Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #18 on: April 03, 2010, 07:11:15 PM
I have a fairly eclectic collection of pretty nice glasses, mugs, plates, bowls, etc., thanks to various xmas presents from my mum. True story.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #19 on: April 03, 2010, 09:42:49 PM
Zoomie Request

If you ever come across an old style anchor in your boating business endeavors, please let me know. I'm redoing the front entry-way vestibule thing into an area where you can sit in and take your shoes off (taking the walk in closet doors off and putting a bench in there) and doing a maritime theme. (You know, celebrating the ol Delaware down the street)



obviously not 1K lbs - dunno if this request is a pipe dream or not. Thought its worth trying
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Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #20 on: April 03, 2010, 09:44:59 PM
Just got this for $12 to go with the look




Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #21 on: April 04, 2010, 09:41:27 AM
that should be an easy request, right? "Hey Aaron, please dump some boat garbage on my front yard"
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #22 on: April 04, 2010, 08:42:08 PM
Hahaha you know?!
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Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #23 on: April 05, 2010, 08:56:22 AM
That is called a Navy Anchor and I have a couple, but they're pretty big and kind of heavy. Glad to give you one but you better fasten it to something solid. It will crush anything or anyone it falls on.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #24 on: April 05, 2010, 09:01:54 AM
Si and Nick - I don't think I said "Please bring it to me" I said "Let me know" inferring that *I* would pick it up. But thanks for assuming I'm some lazy ass and wanted it delivered to me.  ::)

Zooms - that's awesome, what can I give you for it? Wanna trade something? Interested in a violin? Ive got one you can mess around with and restore if it interests you. As for securing, good advice. Maybe I can rig something to the wall or floor?



Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #25 on: April 05, 2010, 09:41:26 AM
I'll put together a package of maritime stuff. Maybe a portlight, a chart suitable for framing and an anchor. Something.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #26 on: April 05, 2010, 10:02:59 AM
You're the bees knees. what can I offer in return?




Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #27 on: April 05, 2010, 11:04:30 AM
Ha ha! You gotta let Zoomie suck on your feet now!
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Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #28 on: April 05, 2010, 03:24:08 PM
i just hope he does it as good as you licked his balls last summer in that shed of yours



Re: Hay Zoomie! Reply #29 on: April 05, 2010, 04:01:30 PM
Si and Nick - I don't think I said "Please bring it to me" I said "Let me know" inferring that *I* would pick it up. But thanks for assuming I'm some lazy ass and wanted it delivered to me.  ::)

Mello - take a midol, willya? I can't speak for Nick but I didn't read his comment thinking, "wow I bet she wants Aaron to bring her that stuff cuz she's such a lazy bitch". I read it thinking, "no shit, of course Aaron has boat stuff. duh!".

Oh, and ::)
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