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(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.


I still miss david(Read 2108 times)
I still miss david on: April 27, 2010, 10:17:32 PM
Thrash posted the entire Bagman: The Pheromone Experiment thread at Tsi. David had the best lines in that thread.

You. Me. Magic: The Gathering. Now.

Girls are fags

and

"Her car rolled down the hill and crashed into a school bus filled with petrol tanks"

HAHAHAHA oh man...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I still miss david Reply #1 on: April 28, 2010, 05:02:23 AM
Good lines, don't remember a David other than the obvious.

But then I beat up a 16 year old for stealing my bowl when it was in my tool box the whole time.
So, how could I hope to follow online crap.

ah shit ... i suck.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: I still miss david Reply #2 on: April 28, 2010, 11:35:47 AM
We should link to it there ...
I took the liberty of quoting some of david in our quotebox here from that thread ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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