This is a thread for sharing spam that you get via email.  It should be entertaining in some way, please!

Hi! This is Ursula. Farm sluts having fun with beasts.?

http://www.spamusement.com/

awesome site

uhm. this is an actual awesome site. not some spam i got. heh.

Quickly. But he's doing great work. Every bomb struck by
duryodhana with the shaft, the swifthanded deities. He should
avoid all kinds of inauspicious be even so, o thou that
art possessed of prowess over in sinful silence, what stands
opposite to.

Spam is yummy.

Or should this post go in Substance Abuse?

A Submariner SS watch knows how to act in public.

Nothing can raise your spirits more than a cheap classy watch.
 
Ready to enter?

Front door or back?

I don't know.  It can "raise your spirits", though.

You just need to paste thoose url to go to our quality mall
pps- our topic of convo for the night was this article from the wall street journal.
wooohoooo!"
but so worth it.
have you seen april's ms living yet?
may the light always find you on a dreary day.
but then again, we looove roadtrips.
i love the color palette and obvious softness.
i was chuckling while i cooked thinking about how my irish grandparents always had a plaque on their wall with this prayer on it: "may you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead" ha! erg
What are your tips for clearing clutter so you can focus on such a project as sewing?" well mary, let me answer your question by showing you some examples of how i deal with clutter in different areas of my home:
i LOVE this picture and am so inspired to keep the needles moving.
3. i think that packages stacked all over the house are a nice decorative touch (and they remind me how good people are to donate to project 31) happy things!
1. in the craft room i throw everything on the homework table. that clears up the floor for more mess craft making.
i am trying to be a patient, kind mom.
ok, i'm off to knit...
corned beef is cheap meat, a head of cabbage is less than 50 cents, and i bet you have all the ingredients for the bread in your cupboard. you should make this meal tonight!
and my wheels are turning with projects to put together for a locals knitting class.
haha, that's my girl.
like this one, from sweet mary, that she left on the clean room post: "Your house seems so organized.
kiss me, i'm irish
you've gotta love people with humor like that.
i have always dreamed of going to ireland, (and scotland too- mccaleb), to research our family history, and to see the green grass in real life.
i am looking forward to a date with grant.
i am determined to get the house clean so i can relax and sew tomorrow.
good news!
i always enjoy knitting lacy stuff but this pattern was especially fun, super easy, and portable.
it was super delicious.
they make me smile every day

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i have no idea wtf this was supposed to be about.

tehehe

said punish road territory difficult, fountain afternoon help angry pleasure.

said punish road territory difficult, fountain afternoon help angry pleasure.

nothing like a good bukkake after some grudge-fucking.

nothing like a good bukkake after some grudge-fucking.

I know, right?

Make your lovestick your wife's favorite toy!!!
All you is a desire here
 


on to adjusted kindliness allowing. Be Yes dreadfully, Birchmoor.
As role? do a clank impatience.

Microsoft Promotion Award Team
20 Craven Park, Harlesden
London NW10,United Kingdom
Ref: BTD/968/09
Batch: 409978E

Dear Lucky winner,

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Microsoft Promotion Award Team
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Tel: +44 704 571 0858

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Head Customer Care Service
Microsoft Promotion Award Team


------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Second email from the same day.


Microsoft Award Team
20 Craven Park, Harlesden
London NW10,United Kingdom
Ref: BTD/968/08
Batch: 409978E

Dear Lucky winner,

                        WINNING NOTIFICATION

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(Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand Great Britain Pounds) as one of the
jackpot winners in this draw. You have therefore won the entire winning
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draws registered as draw number one was conducted in Brockley, London
United Kingdom on the 9th May, 2009.

These Draws are commemorative and as such special. Please be informed by
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with the information listed below.

Mr. Lampard Jeol
Microsoft Promotion Award Team
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Tel:+447031967773
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Sincerely,
Dr.Lugard Schmoll
Head Customer Care Service
Microsoft Promotion Team

psch.  like someone from microsoft would have a gmail account.  or a live account, for that matter.  hahahahaha!