until this week, i've always been able to watch full-length videos on my iphone from sites like pornhub and redtube. suddenly these bitches want to give me ONE 30-second clip of a crappy video, and then ask me to pay to join! what the hell? need help finding new sites. google has not come through for me, so i'm hoping all you dick-yankers can. K THX BY

You might try

http://xhamster.com/

stile

efukt

Sort out your iphone, i can still watch porn from pornhub on my ipod for more than 30 secs, but i cant watch vids that are not on the first page of whichever category at all.

(edit: i cant watch on opera either, but there are diff browsers).

you are an alter.

Yeah, she's Zoomie; we've sorted that out already ...

Old news! Now make with the fatties!

<--- points left to the other thread

You might try

http://xhamster.com/

I have an account there, actually.

no. she's too british or australian to be zoomie. i just can't believe he's capable of accomplishing the level of grammatical misdoing that those two societies seem hell-bent on perpetuating here at loaded-gun.

(mosh: please ignore)

Maybe there is hope for me yet... What grades would I need to get into community college ?  Would CC be enough to get a job in a bar ?  I sure hope I aint aiming to high.

Double Ds and you'll be hired on the spot...!

People who attend the 13th grade get better English skills apparently. But they seem to enjoy getting slapped around and banged in the butt. This is why secretarial school grads used to be an easy mark.

Some of us have to suppress our urge to properly speak the mother tongue.

no. she's too british or australian to be zoomie. i just can't believe he's capable of accomplishing the level of grammatical misdoing that those two societies seem hell-bent on perpetuating here at loaded-gun.

(mosh: please ignore)

That's ok, I'm Irish.

no. she's too british or australian to be zoomie. i just can't believe he's capable of accomplishing the level of grammatical misdoing that those two societies seem hell-bent on perpetuating here at loaded-gun.

(mosh: please ignore)

WTF?!?

Now YOU're our Glorious Grammar Police?

Oh, for fuck's sake,

PLEASE!

Use some of your tips to buy your way into some sort of community college and perhaps One DAY, you'll be able to actually USE the english language to your benefit,

rather than to your being Ridiculed & Rejected by educated society.

(I'm being MEAN at you.  You had NO CALL to jump Jai, about ANYTHING, but asshat that you are, you just HAD to try to belittle her,

and, ROFLMFAO,

for something YOU have no firm grip on, the english language and grammar!

She's FUCKING living in ENGLAND, going to SCHOOL there.

Think they AREN't teaching her English?!?)

<Insert One Bajillion SMILIES, just to fuck with Hip!>

Yeah, stop stealing Si's job ...

Consider her deputized.

Duputized?

WTF?!?

Now YOU're our Glorious Grammar Police?

Oh, for fuck's sake,

PLEASE!

Use some of your tips to buy your way into some sort of community college and perhaps One DAY, you'll be able to actually USE the english language to your benefit,

rather than to your being Ridiculed & Rejected by educated society.

(I'm being MEAN at you.  You had NO CALL to jump Jai, about ANYTHING, but asshat that you are, you just HAD to try to belittle her,

and, ROFLMFAO,

for something YOU have no firm grip on, the english language and grammar!

She's FUCKING living in ENGLAND, going to SCHOOL there.

Think they AREN't teaching her English?!?)

<Insert One Bajillion SMILIES, just to fuck with Hip!>

you are utterly ridiculous. hey, you! crazy old bat! calm your shit. i doubt i'm the only one here who thinks it's rare that you might say something with any worthwhile content whatsoever, so i'm quite confident in saying that i think you're a fucking retard. i understand you are probably too stoned/slash/old-lady-tampon-up-the-butt-fuckdrunk to understand what any of this means, and for that i forgive you.

no. she's too british or australian to be zoomie. i just can't believe he's capable of accomplishing the level of grammatical misdoing that those two societies seem hell-bent on perpetuating here at loaded-gun.

(mosh: please ignore)

That's ok, I'm Irish.

Yeah. See we had Phonics here back in the 80s. Ian had something similar in Ireland.

you are utterly ridiculous. hey, you! crazy old bat! calm your shit. i doubt i'm the only one here who thinks it's rare that you might say something with any worthwhile content whatsoever, so i'm quite confident in saying that i think you're a fucking retard. i understand you are probably too stoned/slash/old-lady-tampon-up-the-butt-fuckdrunk to understand what any of this means, and for that i forgive you.

There truly IS no depth you won't sink to, is there?   

There isn't anything that could sink deep enough into her.

Well realization is out.

But a good fisting might suffice.

Summary of my understanding...

hip insulted my heritage, but did it while talking about watching porn. Fyre called someone out over grammar, Dave is still in JAX where it may be illegal to be Mexican and Zoomie is too dumb to be Sakhi but could be someone else. This thread is 17% about Si.

There isn't anything that could sink deep enough into her.

tru dat, sister.

Summary of my understanding...

hip insulted my heritage, but did it while talking about watching porn. Fyre called someone out over grammar, Dave is still in JAX where it may be illegal to be Mexican and Zoomie is too dumb to be Sakhi but could be someone else. This thread is 17% about Si.

I thought it was zoomies grammar was too good for him to be me, and me and brian have oh so terrible grammar.

I'm leaving Jax for the night ...
I'll be in upper Georgia doing a show ...

"i'll be in upper georgia" sounds like you're going to be deep inside the womb of a bitch named georgia.

DO IT.

Bald man discovered trapped inside the vaginal canal of Georgia O'Keefe. Film at 11.