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Texas Fail(Read 2728 times)
Texas Fail on: May 16, 2010, 09:55:53 PM



Re: Texas Fail Reply #1 on: May 16, 2010, 10:51:55 PM
I hereby introduce an amendment to combine the states of Florida, Texas and Arizona and they shall after be known as the Unconnected Fuckhead Republic of Texaflona.

I set this amendment before committee and yield back the remainder of my time...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Texas Fail Reply #2 on: May 16, 2010, 11:41:08 PM
Don't even give texass first billing in that title.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Texas Fail Reply #3 on: May 16, 2010, 11:49:50 PM
Floritexona?

Aritexida?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Texas Fail Reply #4 on: May 16, 2010, 11:53:18 PM
They liked having black slaves. You know what's even better? All of us should be their slaves.
Capitalism and Free Enterprise are not the same thing.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Texas Fail Reply #5 on: May 16, 2010, 11:58:34 PM
I like
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Aritexida

It's left to right, as it should be.
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Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Texas Fail Reply #6 on: May 17, 2010, 02:42:55 AM
Wow, here's a mindfuck for yas:

If AZTEXFLA actually became a separate country, would Dave finally leave JAX to remain a US citizen, or would he just suck it up and change passports?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Texas Fail Reply #7 on: May 17, 2010, 02:40:53 PM
Depends. Did this new country outlaw bragging about bar bitches and singing Kansas songs slightly out of key?

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=904.0
























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Re: Texas Fail Reply #8 on: May 18, 2010, 11:31:39 PM
Fuck all of you ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Texas Fail Reply #9 on: May 19, 2010, 09:16:34 AM
Bwahahahaha!
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Texas Fail Reply #10 on: May 19, 2010, 07:38:16 PM
Burn cream. Yup.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Texas Fail Reply #11 on: May 20, 2010, 03:25:27 AM
I think I could hold an office of power in this country.



Re: Texas Fail Reply #12 on: May 20, 2010, 12:26:31 PM
The UnderSecretary Of Desks?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')