I would take that as a compliment, Dave.

But back to your thought, Zoomie... My renal function is what it is and I can't stop the boulder coming down the hill, so instead + just jump on top of it and ride it the rest of the way down.

I am actually quite upbeat most of the time, anyway, but here that one part of my marriage is on the front burner moreso from the venting side of things. And with the kidney issue moving to center stage along with kid starting speech/occupational therapy, ithe sex hunt will become less and less a matter of concern.

A brother can miss getting laid, though. I sigh and get back to the point of living life. I still have another love in my life. Live metal concerts! Went to one last night, too.

I can*getlaid*feel ya, bro ...

Oh shuit it Dave. You admitted to hitting a plumper two weeks ago. A tranny can't be far off...

And anal is anal, after all...

I did do a plumper; once ...
Now, I've got medium sized and two that are thin and ready to go ...

One's amazingly hot ...

I win!

I've got two hands and a mouthful of saliva.

Wow ...
I'm gonna send you a pocket pussy or something, man ....

I did get propositioned this week, but I got a mini red flag in my head. I may have to pass.

Que?

Propositioned as in grinding on my cock until my groin is black and blue and she says she has had enough.

What's the red flag then, mate?

Ever get with a lady then the next day they become clingy obsessive bitches from hell? Yeah, she seems to have that glint in her eyes.

Oh, THAT!
Good call then, broham!

I don't know how to be clingy.  But I feel ya on the clingy guys. 

I did get propositioned this week, but I got a mini red flag in my head. I may have to pass.

Wait, if you had said yes would you have told your wife? Or does she already know/not care...?

If she didn't care, I would had been balls deep in a few already. That said, she already has nixed the idea of an open relationship. She kept repeating that at times she feels pressured for sex when I make an overture. Note that is not a demand or even a harsh request. If I just make a hint towards it or even rub her back, she feels pressure about sex.

I may bring up an opportunity sex about once every 9 days or so, and likely it doesn't happen. So, if she feels it to be a negative pressure, why not take that off of her altogether?

You're just doing whats in her best interests, eh?

It seems logical to me.

Ever get with a lady then the next day they become clingy obsessive bitches from hell? Yeah, she seems to have that glint in her eyes.

here's an easy fix
and every man should try it
try an impromptu facial

Yeah, drown that glint in spunk. If she comes back for more you can use her like a toilet and not feel bad about it.

Does your wife even masturbate?  If so, do mutual masturbation.  It's a start!

I'm guessing NOT! That would be evil. Err or something.

You guess correctly, Tru. She does not.

What the shit?  How do you NOT masturbate?  It's medically impossible.

She also has become averse to making out because it is too messy. She thinks my libido is and has always been too high.

Wait until she wakes up tomorrow with her pillow glued to her face with your semen. Now THAT'S messy.

I think that if you don't have sex you should at least be told that you are appreciated and kissed once a day.

Next up - she's offended that you masturbate too much!

I would slap her in the face with my manhood if she did that to me.... *IF* I was a guy.


*IF*

Agreed ...