The latter's not likely ...

i'm definitely busy with life stuff, and it's not like i'm not still swearing at strangers on the street for being absolute fucktards. i called someone a "fucking douchebag" today after he messed with me in traffic (he kept motioning for me to pull out into traffic, then he would inch up on me, rinse and repeat about 5 times, on a very busy street in a not-so-nice neighborhood of providence). i definitely do not need to be smashed into by a nasty, uninsured, rustier-than-fyrenza's-lady-pipes hooptie when i'm already late for something and not sure if i'm even legally insured myself at the moment after my last telephone argument with my agent.

Mosh - You can take the NJ Transit NE corridor line From penn station (In NYC) to Trenton  (NJ), then transfer to the SEPTA (Philly's transit) "Trenton Line" (Formerly the R7) to get into center city Philly for under $40 bucks.

I don't know how to get to penn from JFK but it looks like this might work? http://www.goairlinknyc.com/index.php
Or there's probably subway.

Once you are at Penn:

1. New Jersey Transit Rail: Northeast corridor ($15.50)
http://www.njtransit.com/pdf/rail/R0070.pdf

http://www.njtransit.com

2. Septa Regional rail: Trenton Line ($17.50)
http://www.septa.org/schedules/rail/pdf/tre.pdf

http://www.septa.org/index.html

total travel (not including getting to Penn Station takes about 2 and 1/2  to 3 hours)

If this looks like something you might do Ill email you exafct station info!

SO EXCITED!

The trick will be to figure out which'll be quicker... hanging around JFK for an 8pm direct flight to PHL, or getting to Penn station and taking the Amtrak to 30th St Station... I'm not so fussed about the price.

Train better than flying

you go fast on ground

Plus you can carry your own booze and get wasted on the way.

SOLD! Amtrak it is!

I want to go to Philadelphia.  Let's all go.  I sent Mello a present in the mail so maybe she will like me enough to entertain me for a day.

I could entertain you for a day. I might need a nap half way through though.

SOLD! Amtrak it is!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

US northeast rail services halted in morning rush

PHILADELPHIA | Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:36am EDT
Aug 24 (Reuters) - Rail service affecting thousands of commuters throughout the U.S. Northeast was halted for about an hour during the Tuesday morning rush because of a power outage on an Amtrak line.

Amtrak stopped trains between New York, Philadelphia, Washington and Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, at about 7:45 a.m. EDT/1145 GMT time when voltage dropped, said Cliff Cole, a spokesman for the passenger rail line in New York.

The outage also halted service on commuter rail lines in New Jersey, southeastern Pennsylvania and Maryland, all of which use Amtrak tracks and power.

DO NOT tell the world you're going to sail...

Sail? I'm mad, but not suicidal.

Am I even allowed back in Philly?

I could entertain you for a day. I might need a nap half way through though.

aww!

I'm watching like, eight or nine different forums at any give time, and I occasionally forget to come look at this one.  Also, I'm usually talking to people on IRC or watching reruns of Dexter on Netflix streaming or playing COD:MW on Xbox.

Has your penis shriveled up and died yet, or is it just hiding under your bed?