I'm not married or dead! I've been with the same dude for the past 9 months, I left my job at the sock co. in May, got a new job at a jewelry co. in June, got laid off from the jewelry co. in August, and I just got a new job in the denim division of a clothing co. today and i start on Monday.
Carolyn is also not dead or married. She lives in a city about 45 mins. away from where I live now, with her boyfriend of 1+ years, and has a job as a lawyer at a law firm.