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(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.


Anyone die or get married?(Read 23574 times)
Re: Anyone die or get married? Reply #120 on: November 22, 2010, 06:56:36 AM
..and they all lived happily ever after.

move the fuck on people.
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Re: Anyone die or get married? Reply #121 on: November 22, 2010, 07:33:37 AM
I wish I owned a dancing monkey... that'd be cool.

Wait, what?



Re: Anyone die or get married? Reply #122 on: November 22, 2010, 12:45:16 PM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Anyone die or get married? Reply #123 on: November 23, 2010, 09:08:39 PM
Fuck, fuse... don't die dude.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Anyone die or get married? Reply #124 on: November 23, 2010, 11:16:36 PM
Yeah, we don't even know if Fatt's still alive ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Anyone die or get married? Reply #125 on: November 26, 2010, 03:59:47 AM
yeah we do, balor said so.



Re: Anyone die or get married? Reply #126 on: November 27, 2010, 02:44:08 PM
Wait, so, he is?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone die or get married? Reply #127 on: November 28, 2010, 05:35:19 AM
alive... yes



Re: Anyone die or get married? Reply #128 on: November 29, 2010, 04:14:46 PM
He must not be doing well ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Anyone die or get married? Reply #129 on: December 01, 2010, 12:50:39 AM
Who Is?
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Anyone die or get married? Reply #130 on: December 03, 2010, 03:31:40 PM
Tru'dat!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')