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Can I invite my friend to post on LG?(Read 27635 times)
Can I invite my friend to post on LG? on: March 22, 2009, 07:40:48 PM
I met her on craigslist, she is funny and a model and an artist and has some good stories.

Is it weird to bring in outsiders??
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #1 on: March 22, 2009, 07:46:45 PM
I was an outsider once.  It's okay with me.

Prepare her for the obvious onslaught of rude jokes and innuendo (in YOUR end-o).
Recommend that she identify an enemy as soon as possible upon arrival, so that she fits in.
Try to get her to post naked pictures.  Tell her it's a rule, but since we've all been around so long, ours aren't online anymore.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #2 on: March 22, 2009, 08:32:47 PM
I dunno. I kinda like our 8:1 M:F boysclub ratio...
Also, the poll question and your first explanatory post are potentially disjunctively constructed.

Can she come? Let's say yes.
Is it weird to bring in outsiders? Let's say no.
How does one answer the poll?

Luckily for me the two questions align.
« Last Edit: March 22, 2009, 08:34:15 PM by Doormouse »



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #3 on: March 22, 2009, 08:42:10 PM
I'd say it's weird to bring people here.  Why would you bring someone to LG?
That's like taking a girl on a first date to a donkey show.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #4 on: March 22, 2009, 08:46:48 PM
is she hot?
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #5 on: March 22, 2009, 09:01:32 PM
So we can mix it up a little.

She's a model, doesnt that say anything?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #6 on: March 22, 2009, 09:44:04 PM
If you want to make an alternate username where you post as your mannequin, feel free.



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #7 on: March 22, 2009, 10:52:38 PM
I'd post as myself.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #8 on: March 22, 2009, 11:30:38 PM
ONE OF US!  ONE OF US!
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #9 on: March 22, 2009, 11:46:42 PM
I don't even know why you're asking. If she likes it here she can post, if she doesn't she'll probably leave so go right ahead
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #10 on: March 22, 2009, 11:58:28 PM
exactly.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #11 on: March 23, 2009, 01:51:07 AM
Bring anyone you want as far as I'm concerned ...
However, upon her arrival she MUST post if she does anal ...
... ALL females do from now on
... pics of their assholes as proof is (for now) optional

Carry on ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #12 on: March 23, 2009, 04:08:31 AM
She's a model, doesnt that say anything?

A model what? Citizen?



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #13 on: March 23, 2009, 04:26:02 AM
I think tricks has been hoarding babes dude.

Also, what's this with meeting people on an auction site?
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #14 on: March 23, 2009, 07:31:09 AM
A model of clothing.

I met her under the strictly platonic section on craigslist.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #15 on: March 23, 2009, 09:27:12 AM
I think tricks has been hoarding babes dude.

THAT'S WHY IT'S SO HARD FOR BAGMAN TO FIND A GIRL.
tricky has them all:P
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #16 on: March 23, 2009, 09:50:45 AM
you have any pics for us to consider?
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #17 on: March 23, 2009, 09:59:14 AM
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #18 on: March 23, 2009, 10:06:47 AM
she passed all my criteria
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #19 on: March 23, 2009, 10:30:10 AM
Heck yeah.



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #20 on: March 23, 2009, 12:39:52 PM
read rant by chuck palahniuk and you might not think a baby with rabies is so bad...



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #21 on: March 23, 2009, 02:26:39 PM
I read Rant. It was good until the end.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #22 on: March 23, 2009, 03:19:27 PM
I thought the only criteria for membership here was an ability to put up with us and that registration needs to be up.

(Old fuckin' reference, I know.)
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #23 on: March 23, 2009, 05:44:05 PM
I once wrote a song concerning babies and rabies.



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #24 on: March 23, 2009, 05:53:54 PM
I invited her, whether or not she shows up is another story...
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #25 on: March 23, 2009, 08:30:29 PM
I thought the only criteria for membership here was an ability to put up with us and that registration needs to be up.

(Old fuckin' reference, I know.)

 ;D
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #26 on: March 23, 2009, 08:39:13 PM
She amuses me.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #27 on: March 23, 2009, 11:35:05 PM
I sent her the link and she has not signed up. Bad idea after all? Perhaps!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #28 on: March 24, 2009, 12:00:38 AM
some people just don't have the time it takes to be committed to a place like LG.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Can I invite my friend to post on LG? Reply #29 on: March 24, 2009, 12:40:03 AM
Yeah, people with what they call "lives". I don't get those people.
you treat me like a monologue ho