I am finally going to say it. Si, where are all your quotes from? I am guessing shows or movies but... I want to know. They seem like bits of hilarious scenes.

Shows, movies, stand up comedy, music, etc.

This one in particular is from here:

http://video.adultswim.com/space-ghost-coast-to-coast/trouble-lassie.html

I knew it'd heard it somewhere before ...

Roast chicken w/rosemary/thyme/sage/clemintine and honeycrisp apples. Rutabaga/parsnip/turnip/potato smash on the side.

Sounds lovely.

Sounds barfy. to many seasonings mixed together.
Makes for a confused meal.

Chili tomorrow ...
YAY!

Sounds barfy. to many seasonings mixed together.
Makes for a confused meal.

It was nothing of the sort. I stuffed the chicken with the apple and clementines, and shoved the herbs under it's skin, roasted it, and it turned out wonderfully.
All the root veggies were together, on the side.
I also tossed together some dried cranberries, clementine segments and pecans, with a little honey. That was a pretty little "salad".

Chili was awesome, btw ....

Ive been fucked up all week.  haven't given a fuck about food for days.

Luna, I do like you, but I feel my end is drawing near 

Dude; my mom's husband is -=76=- and and one of the spriest chickadees I've ever met ...

Ive been fucked up all week.  haven't given a fuck about food for days.

Luna, I do like you, but I feel my end is drawing near

It's because I put fresh herbs in all my food, isn't it?

... and dildos in your ass

Everyone loves a girl who swallows items in her ass.

... and WITH her ass!

... wait ...

What?

I forgot what I was going to post.  No big deal.

I am eating a vegan microwave dinner. LOL It's funny to me. But I am still eating it. At the same time, Zoomie sent me a video of himself on a boat and some sextexts. All together, it's like an all-vag-orgy for some reason.

I'm too big for her ass, or so she says... STUNT DICK!!!

CFT: I just made a pack of those betty crocker Loaded Mashed Potatos.
Its 4:18am and my pain meds haven't kicked in and I'm stoned.
Might as well.

Seems logical ...
However, I'm not saying which of the last 2 posts I'm actually replying to ...

So you guys are not posting because you all have deviled eggs to frost.

Making black bean sweet potato burgers with my wife.  We made vegan cole slaw to put on them last night.

Those sound awesome!

I'm about to eat for the first time today, I have an everything bagel BALT (bacon, avocado, lettuce, tomato). Then bar snacks later as we play trivia.

Doing thanksgiving (sort of) a week from today. "Thanksgrilling", anyway. Gonna do bacon cheeseburgers, hot dogs, grilled zucchini slices, bean salad, regular salad, and whatever desserts my gf feels like baking. I'm looking forward to it, not only for the food aspect but it'll also be the first time her friends meet my friends and vice versa.

BTW, Emp, recipe for those burgers?

I roasted a turkey, made turkey gravy from scratch, mashed potatoes, steamed carrots, cornbread stuffing with celery and onions, cranberry sauce from berries and dinner rolls.

Delivered it all over to the ex and came back home. I haven't eaten a bite all day. But I will get the left overs some time tonight because my fridge is empty and hers is full.

Plenty of beer today though so I'm still happy.

Thank you sir! They sound great, I'll have to give them a try sometime soon.

Those sound amazing! I'm having some friends for dinner in a week and those veggie burgers are probably going to also be on the menue.

Tru, how come you gave all that good to the ex? You got kids over there?
I got to see my kids yesterday and I will again today. Man, my 12 year old son is now officially taller than me. I cannot figure out how though..... He refuses to eat anything but meat, cheese and bread... My daughter is fucking cute as hell and my youngest son is taller than her

Food. I made sausage gravy this morning with half heavy cream and half milk. It tasted so fucking bad for me...(good) do I didn't eat any of it. I ate two pears and had a glass of almond milk.

Good, now I don't have to ask ...