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Re: a/s/l Reply #60 on: May 30, 2012, 02:06:46 PM
Dayum ...
Genetics for her too, I'm thinking ...

If you mean my friend with the 2 hip replacements, you are wrong actually. It should be genetic, but noone in her family has it. She grew up in the same neighborhood as my husband who has Retinitis Pigmatosia and kidneys that stopped growing at 8 months of age. Both of those things should be genetic but nobody in his family has it either. His best friend who lived next door was born with a heart condition-same deal with him. The mother of the his (the best friend's) kids lived there for 13 years. Had aggressive cervical cancer twice and had to have a full hysterectomy at the age of 28. My mother in law had to have a full hysterectomy when she lived there in the 80s after a "bad miscarrage". I assume they found something like tumors, but I'm not gonna ask. My sister in law had some fertility problems. In fact, that friend with the hip replacements had a stillbirth at 24 weeks about 7 years ago.
And its not just the girls. Another friend of my husband's had a cancerous testical removed at 19. His younger has MD and is confined to a wheelchair. One of the "neighborhood moms" (mom mother-in-law was the other) died of brain cancer when I was pregnant with J&F. I know of a couple more people my age and a bit older who are on disability for weird shit that should be genetic but isn't that all grew up in the same area.  The area is just southeast of the Des Moines airport and a couple miles west of the old Fort Des Moines. A creek runs behind the houses and it floods a lot in the spring. The creek is gross and slimy, but you know how kids want to play in gross slimy shit.
My guess is that military waste was buried in the area a long time ago. The people I have mentioned it to say it sounds plausible, but try tracking it down..



Re: a/s/l Reply #61 on: May 30, 2012, 04:03:27 PM
Yeah I know, I found it when I cleaned out your Camry last month...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: a/s/l Reply #62 on: May 31, 2012, 08:14:29 AM
Shit, MacGirlver, sounds like no one should live there.

Those investigative tv shows might be interested in calling attention to that. Like Dateline.



Re: a/s/l Reply #63 on: May 31, 2012, 12:34:13 PM
Sounds like Love Canal.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: a/s/l Reply #64 on: June 01, 2012, 12:51:17 PM
More like 3 Mile Island ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: a/s/l Reply #65 on: June 15, 2012, 09:22:34 AM
Yeah I know, I found it when I cleaned out your Camry last month...


You found true love while giving Dave an enema again, didn't you?
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
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Re: a/s/l Reply #66 on: June 15, 2012, 12:10:07 PM
Jealous?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a/s/l Reply #67 on: June 15, 2012, 06:31:20 PM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: a/s/l Reply #68 on: June 18, 2012, 04:31:00 AM
Jealous?


No. I have the utmost respect for you two. :)
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: a/s/l Reply #69 on: June 18, 2012, 04:48:35 PM
Awwww ...
... bless!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a/s/l Reply #70 on: June 30, 2012, 12:17:16 PM
35/male/coastal South Carolina

What's interesting about me? I dangle 18 inches between my legs.



Re: a/s/l Reply #71 on: June 30, 2012, 04:09:43 PM
It's his pet cucumber, that he keeps in a sock, pinned to his waist ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a/s/l Reply #72 on: June 30, 2012, 04:23:45 PM
Dude, Dave, he was talking about a giant log hanging from his asshole.



Re: a/s/l Reply #73 on: June 30, 2012, 04:36:21 PM
Oh ...
Silly me ...
... I did know that
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a/s/l Reply #74 on: June 30, 2012, 04:40:57 PM
Actually, it's my lifeline. The dialysis catheter that is implanted in my abdomen. It hangs out by 18 inches. You know there's no log in my asshole. Only when I'm in Jacksonville.



Re: a/s/l Reply #75 on: June 30, 2012, 04:53:36 PM
Awwww ...
He DOES remember!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a/s/l Reply #76 on: July 01, 2012, 03:14:58 AM
Actually, it's my lifeline. The dialysis catheter that is implanted in my abdomen. It hangs out by 18 inches. You know there's no log in my asshole. Only when I'm in Jacksonville.

LOL
The first thing I thought when I read "18 inches" was "damn dialysis tubes".

Fuck I gotta read that post to Zach when he's awake. He loves kidney jokes and blind jokes.



Re: a/s/l Reply #77 on: July 01, 2012, 08:18:42 AM
One time I got out of the shower, pulled a Captain Morgan on the bed, and my wife rolled her eyes. I said," Feast your eyes on this foot and a half long wonder!"

She said, "Looks like a long straw. Not exactly impressive. The other looks cold."

Cold showers feel good but apparently penii run from them.



Re: a/s/l Reply #78 on: July 01, 2012, 04:15:16 PM
Cold showers put my dick in my chest ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a/s/l Reply #79 on: July 01, 2012, 07:45:25 PM
"Cold showers feel good but apparently penii run from them."

Yet women's nipples react just the opposite.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: a/s/l Reply #80 on: July 01, 2012, 08:50:47 PM
Never thought of that ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a/s/l Reply #81 on: July 02, 2012, 08:21:28 PM



Re: a/s/l Reply #82 on: July 03, 2012, 01:40:59 AM
It's pretty obvious why, no?
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Re: a/s/l Reply #83 on: July 03, 2012, 02:04:33 AM
LOL
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: a/s/l Reply #84 on: July 03, 2012, 08:31:53 PM
I'd just never thought about (t)it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')